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Roger Goodell Being Eaten By a Giant Vagina
http://deadspin.com/5977808/new-orle...t-vagina-float
New Orleans Welcomes The Super Bowl With A “Roger Goodell Being Eaten By A Giant Vagina” Float Barry Petchesky The Krewe du Vieux is one of the first parades on the Carnival calendar, and surely the most explicit. The Times-Picayune says it "aims for eyebrow-raising, low-brow amusement and often hits the mark with its rude designs and naughty details." But topicality is important, and with Roger Goodell coming to town for the Super Bowl in two weeks, nothing's more topical than welcoming the commissioner to New Orleans. There were multiple Goodell-themed floats (here's Rog ****ing a barnyard animal), but the grand prize has to go to the one you see above. That would be, as a float co-captain described, Goodell falling prey to "a giant, man-eating vagina that is getting its revenge." No refunds if Q. |
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01-23-2013, 03:18 PM | #2 |
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I think I would rather be suffocated by some big tits.
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01-23-2013, 03:30 PM | #3 |
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The pussification.... continues.
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01-23-2013, 03:32 PM | #4 |
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NSFW Octomoms vagina eating Roger Goodell
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01-23-2013, 03:36 PM | #5 |
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Does Goodell have a say if N.O. gets another Super Bowl?
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01-23-2013, 03:39 PM | #6 |
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Heh...I suspect he'll have some influence.
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01-23-2013, 03:43 PM | #7 |
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that vagina has a giant douche in it
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01-23-2013, 04:50 PM | #8 |
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Bummer, I was expecting to see Eric Winston making out with Goddell or something.
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01-23-2013, 05:36 PM | #9 |
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Nice labia.
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03-21-2013, 12:08 PM | #10 |
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He is f**king up the NFL so bad just like Napoleon Bloomberg is ruining New York.
Two giant egotistical jerkoffs to the umpteenth degree.
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03-21-2013, 12:12 PM | #11 |
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Does that vag have a piercing?
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It's a Nawlins' cooch.
The rule is (and this one I'm not breaking) is you look but don't touch...
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03-21-2013, 12:19 PM | #13 |
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Goodell has a black eye.
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03-21-2013, 12:19 PM | #14 |
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There were multiple Goodell-themed floats (here's Rog ****ing a barnyard animal), but the grand prize has to go to the one you see above. That would be, as a float co-captain described, Goodell falling prey to "a giant, man-eating vagina that is getting its revenge."
Well, this has really got to thrill Greg Williams' family. A goat with Greg's face on it. |
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03-21-2013, 12:37 PM | #15 |
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Is Bang Bros. producing this?
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