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01-23-2013, 05:07 PM | #301 |
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I'd take this one off his hands
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01-23-2013, 05:16 PM | #302 |
I'll be back.
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Nah, he'd be The Phantom Menace.
Really expensive and massively disappointing.
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01-23-2013, 05:19 PM | #303 |
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If matt cassel was a tampon he'd be a used one
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01-23-2013, 05:25 PM | #304 |
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01-23-2013, 05:32 PM | #305 |
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No way Cassel has kids. No way. No way.
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01-23-2013, 05:34 PM | #306 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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If Matt Cassel was supposed to be Wes Welker, he'd be Dexter McCluster.
If Matt Cassel was supposed to be Devin Hester, he'd be Dexter McCluster If Matt Cassel was a poster, he'd be JustFistingMyself If Matt Cassel was a defensive coordinator, he'd be Jerry Sandusky If Matt Cassel were a boyfriend, he'd be Jovan Belcher If Matt Cassel was a lieutenant in the SS, he'd be Adolf Eichmann If Matt Cassel was a wrestling play-by-play announcer, he'd be Mike Adamle If Matt Cassel was a wrestling GM, he'd be Mike Adamle If Matt Cassel was a professional wrestling debut, he'd be the Shockmaster's If Matt Cassel was a hairstyle, he'd be Donald Trump's. If Matt Cassel was a model, he'd be Gheorge Mursesan. If Matt Cassel was a movie script, he'd be Ishtar If Matt Cassel was decaf, he'd be Sanka. If Matt Cassel was 15th century French nobility, he'd be Gilles de Rais
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01-23-2013, 05:55 PM | #307 |
Consuming CP souls
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If Matt Cassel was an undergarment he'd be a European Casual Pouch
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01-23-2013, 05:58 PM | #308 |
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If Matt Cassel was in the Green Mile, he'd be Mr. Bojangles.
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01-23-2013, 06:31 PM | #309 |
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If Matt cassshole were an army base, he'd be Ft. Riley.
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01-23-2013, 06:33 PM | #310 |
Consuming CP souls
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If Matt Cassel was a penis he'd be a micropenis
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01-23-2013, 07:05 PM | #311 |
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Nah his nightmare would be thinking you're making out with Boba Fett only to realize it was actually Jar Jar.
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01-23-2013, 07:17 PM | #312 |
You don't faze me, Gobble.
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01-23-2013, 07:43 PM | #313 |
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If Matt Cassel was a milkshake. Cats would cross to the other side the street before going past his yard.
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01-23-2013, 07:53 PM | #314 |
SOS different year!
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Matt Casshole is to football what Honey Boo Boo is to talent.
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01-23-2013, 07:54 PM | #315 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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If Matt Cassel were a member of Dutch's crew in Predator, he'd be Hawkins.
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