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RUMOR - Bob Dylan replaces Beyoncé as Super Bowl halftime performer, or so says Tim H
http://www.avclub.com/articles/bob-d...line%3Adefault
By Marah Eakin January 30, 2013 Bob Dylan has replaced Beyoncé as the Super Bowl halftime performer—or at least Tim Heidecker says he has. According to the ex-Rolling Stone editor and Tim And Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! star, the folk warbler has replaced the pop star after her inauguration lip synching scandal left the country—and sponsor Pepsi—so shocked and saddened that the only cure was a notoriously eccentric 71-year-old. Reminding the world that nothing screams contact sports like an old man in a floppy bow tie, Dylan even (supposedly) dropped a new single around the announcement. “Running Out The Clock” was (allegedly) recorded around the time of Dylan’s Infidels album in 1983, but hasn’t been released until now. Thank heaven the singer had this song chock full of football metaphors just sitting around, gathering dust on an archives shelf somewhere. Here’s hoping he’s got a bunch of old dance moves in storage, too. |
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01-31-2013, 08:46 PM | #17 |
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Did the crabs come out of the bayou and eat Madona?
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01-31-2013, 08:46 PM | #18 |
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Anyone under 60 years of age just went WHO???????????????????
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01-31-2013, 08:47 PM | #20 |
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Hence why I posted it as RUMOR just in case.
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01-31-2013, 08:50 PM | #21 |
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Superbowl halftime shows suck, outside of Prince. This won't be any different.
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01-31-2013, 08:51 PM | #22 |
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Tim Heidecker should never be relied upon for credible news. This is 100% fake.
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01-31-2013, 08:52 PM | #23 |
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She calls her hoo-hah "The Bayou"? Appropriate.
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01-31-2013, 08:53 PM | #24 |
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Lesser of two evils, I'll take it.
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Too afraid to sing live, maybe?
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01-31-2013, 08:59 PM | #28 |
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I might be. I got a girl begging me to **** her and I just don't care.
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I would prefer Bob Dylan over Beyonce. Bob has written and sung some of the worst songs ever performed, but he has also written and sung some of the best songs ever performed.
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Tweeter & the monkey man rocks
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