I just hit a skunk

[ImAWalkingCorpse]

and yuck.. the smell of him burning off the bottom of my car is awful.

[Dave Lane]

I took 3 shots at one the other night. Its amazing how hard they are to hit at night with just a flashlight to aim by.

[oldandslow]

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”

LOL

[oldandslow]

Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I took 3 shots at one the other night. Its amazing how hard they are to hit at night with just a flashlight to aim by.

Another example of why shotguns are best at home defense....

[stonedstooge]

Originally Posted by philfree

Crossing the Highway late last night
He should of looked left and he should of looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
So the skunk got squashed and there you are

You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road[repeat].......everbuddie sing!

[Frosty]

Get a bottle of hydrogen peroxide. Mix in some baking soda and a little Dawn dish soap. Slop that stuff over your car where the worst stink is. Wait a bit and then rinse it off. It should help neutralize the worst of the smell. Otherwise, you'll be living with it for a while.

[Dave Lane]

Originally Posted by oldandslow

Another example of why shotguns are best at home defense....

True should have grabbed it instead of the pistol. The damned pistol jammed on 2 shots since it hadn't been fired in 10-15 years

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Lol I quit smoking pot but I still love the smell of skunk.

[bevischief]

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

So waking in the middle of the night to find her husband wasn’t in bed this wife goes searching the house looking for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of tea sobbing slightly. Puzzled she asks, “What is going on?” He replies, “We met 20 years ago today.” Surprised the woman feels a tear welling up in her eyes as he goes on, “Remember you were only 16 years old?” “Yes”, she replies, “I remember.” “Remember that your dad caught us rolling in the hay in his barn?” Slipping into the seat next to him she holds his hand and says, “Yes, I remember that too.” “Remember” he continues, “when he held a shotgun to my head and said ‘if you don’t marry my daughter I’ll see you put in jail for 20 years?” Touched by the show of emotion she replied, “Yes, I remember it all.” The man wipes a tear away and says *sniff*, “I’d have been getting out today.”

[Donger]

It could have been worse...