***THE OFFICIAL WINTER STORM Q PANIC THREAD***

[CHENZ A!]

Originally Posted by Al Bundy

Yeah I watched some dipshit spin his wheels for about 10 minutes, I went out and asked him if I could give him a push. He looked at me like I kicked his dog and said "Nah we're good, makin progress." His 2 wheel Dodge pickup is still stuck out on the middle of the lot.

I saw a couple of other neighbors go out to try and help this lady, and dig her out with brooms. Sure enough about 15 min later, I hear a knock on my door. This lady is trying to recriuit me?! **** that, I didn't even get up and go to the door. This isn't a matter of life and death, so I'm not going to go out and get cold and wet. She's one of the only dipshits with her car out in the middle of this shit to begin with, so she can wait for the snow to melt as far as I'm concerned.