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03-10-2013, 11:15 AM | #151 |
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You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.
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03-10-2013, 11:18 AM | #152 |
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“The big lesson of life is never be scared of anyone or anything. Fear is the enemy of logic.”
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03-10-2013, 11:25 AM | #153 |
Ain't no relax!
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"Dammit boy, quit humpin them goats."
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03-10-2013, 11:27 AM | #154 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial
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03-10-2013, 11:40 AM | #155 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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[QUOTE=Bwana;9482401]Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing. Keep your promises.
A loyal customer is very hard to get and very easy to lose. Take care of them and don't take them for granted. On the lighter side: Never pee on an electric fence![/QUOTE] & don't use poison ivy for TP. I knew a kid in high school who did both, it was funny that it happened to that kid he was a class douchebag. From seeing what happened to that kid I thought it would be good advice to never do that myself. |
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03-10-2013, 11:56 AM | #156 |
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Don't post on chiefs planet after 10 PM
Seriously tho, it's "if, in conversation, the other person never asks about you, they really don't care and are a selfish boob" |
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03-10-2013, 11:58 AM | #157 |
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No matter how dire the situation, Always, no wait, never.....
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03-10-2013, 01:04 PM | #158 |
El Gato Gordo Loco
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Life is to short to work hard
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03-10-2013, 01:07 PM | #159 |
What's up braj?
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If she puts you in the friend zone, put her in the rape zone.
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03-10-2013, 01:21 PM | #160 |
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Live sperm, dead sperm, what does it matter, you swallow them anyways.
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03-10-2013, 01:25 PM | #161 |
He's Mahomie!
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If it Flies, Floats or ****s, it's cheaper to rent it.
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03-10-2013, 01:30 PM | #162 |
Masochist/Chiefs Fan
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Breaking the rules, but I wish someone would have told me not to become a Chiefs fan.
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03-10-2013, 01:35 PM | #163 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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"Don't shit where you eat."
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03-10-2013, 01:51 PM | #164 |
pie is never free
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As a salesman - They're not buying that, they're buying YOU.
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03-11-2013, 08:42 AM | #165 |
Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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