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03-11-2013, 11:12 AM | #181 |
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Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff!!
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03-11-2013, 11:34 AM | #182 |
Quit your bullshit
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Your dad is a reerun. Nothing worse than some douche who thinks a handshake is supposed to be a cage fight.
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03-11-2013, 11:38 AM | #183 |
Lord of the SB Rings
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as soon as your child is born...your life changes overnight
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03-11-2013, 11:49 AM | #184 |
Drunk in the Neighborhood
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Remember, every time you see a beautiful woman there's a man somewhere that's sick of her sh*t.
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03-11-2013, 12:17 PM | #185 |
Rookie
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My Air Force basic training instructor: "Airman....how in the f--k did the sperm that created you...beat out the other million?" That woke me up and got me through boot camp.
My dad: "Son...if the risk is higher than the reward, don't do it." Used that one on my kids, as well. |
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03-11-2013, 12:23 PM | #186 |
I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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don't try to PIIHB if she's still sober.
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03-11-2013, 12:25 PM | #187 |
Red, White & Blue for the U.S.
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Those that can - do. Those that can't - teach
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03-11-2013, 12:30 PM | #188 |
It Goes On
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Sounds stupid, but makes a lot of sense to me in down times...
"Ain't nothin' made of gold." |
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03-11-2013, 12:35 PM | #189 |
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Pull out.
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03-11-2013, 12:46 PM | #190 |
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In HS I worked at a grocery store for a couple of years.
During that time, I had a buddy who used his lunch breaks as conjugal visits with a clerk for a couple of weeks. Usually in the ice cream freezer. One day he said "If you ever *have sexual relations* in the freezer, don't let your ball sack touch the ice cream cart" Yes....I think he'd frozen his pill bag to the metal cart like a tongue on a flag pole. Wasn't advice I've needed often, but I'd say that is pretty good advice. |
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03-11-2013, 12:50 PM | #191 |
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"Believe half of what you see, and nothing that you hear."
Good ol' Dad. |
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03-11-2013, 12:55 PM | #192 |
MVP
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03-11-2013, 12:56 PM | #193 |
Starter
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CAN'T MEANS WON'T
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03-11-2013, 01:03 PM | #194 |
Veteran
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"Nothing is free"
"You can't bullshit a bullshitter" "If it ain't broke don't fix it" and my personal favorite... "Never pet a burning dog"
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03-11-2013, 01:04 PM | #195 |
Praise Him
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In God we trust
all others, cash
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No Jesus No Peace Know Jesus Know Peace Ephesians 2:8-10 English Standard Version (ESV) 8 For by grace you have been saved through faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, 9 not a result of works, so that no one may boast. 10 For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them. |
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