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Old 03-12-2013, 10:21 PM  
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Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance
There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

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"ANDY DALTON THROWS 47 TOUCHDOWNS IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS, GOOD FOR 3RD ON THE ALL TIME LIST IN THAT NARROW CATEGORY BUT WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS, HE TURNS INTO THAT GODDAMN FROG IN THE HAT THAT WON'T SING OR DANCE!"
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And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:



I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:46 PM   #76
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we did not upgrade the qb position this year
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:47 PM   #77
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Joe Flacco has done nothing but sing and dance throughout his NFL career.
it seemed like a lot of Balt. fans and even media were pretty derisive of Flacco going into the season, iirc.

even as late as The 3rd week of Dec. last year, people in the media were kinda down on him : http://m.nfl.com/news/0ap1000000114810/
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Old 03-12-2013, 11:47 PM   #78
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I hadnt seen that. If that is the case, then i am less than optimistic about Alex Smiths chance at success.
people fail to realize the WCO is a short passing offense JC will be getting the ball on short routes simmilar to a long hand off in space,so if your expecting bombs down field, its not what your going to get with Alex, the ball control eat up the clock, grind the other guy into the ground offense, with the occasional shot down field to the 9 route or the TE underneath the coverage is more like it,and a reduction in pics Smith he doesn't like to turn the ball over much at all.
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preaching to the choir bro. I see alex bringing the same kind of leadership here that he showed the past year and a half for the 49ers.

haters wanna hate...lovers wanna love.
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Alex Smith on national TV, in a divisional game against the saints, not ONCE but twice scored in the last 4 minutes. Including one of the most clutch throws of all time.

To all the Alex Smith haters. Suck a dick.
You're already sucking his dick....
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people fail to realize the WCO is a short passing offense JC will be getting the ball on short routes simmilar to a long hand off in space,so if your expecting bombs down field, its not what your going to get with Alex, the ball control eat up the clock, grind the other guy into the ground offense, with the occasional shot down field to the 9 route or the TE underneath the coverage is more like it,and a reduction in pics Smith he doesn't like to turn the ball over much at all.
That's true. And didn't the WCO pretty much start with Bill Walsh and Joe Montana? I'm not saying Alex Smith is Joe Montana, but old Joe didn't have or need much of a strong arm either.
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That's true. And didn't the WCO pretty much start with Bill Walsh and Joe Montana? I'm not saying Alex Smith is Joe Montana, but old Joe didn't have or need much of a strong arm either.
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That's true. And didn't the WCO pretty much start with Bill Walsh and Joe Montana? I'm not saying Alex Smith is Joe Montana, but old Joe didn't have or need much of a strong arm either.
eliminating turnovers from the QB position...

HUGE for this team.

Anyone who thinks we haven't upgraded our QB situation...is wrong.
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eliminating turnovers from the QB position...

HUGE for this team.

Anyone who thinks we haven't upgraded our QB situation...is wrong.
Correct me if I am wrong but doesn't Alex Smith fumble and throw more picks than cassel? Unless you just want to cherry pick 1.5 seasons....
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eliminating turnovers from the QB position...

HUGE for this team.

Anyone who thinks we haven't upgraded our QB situation...is wrong.
I think Alex Smith is an upgrade. I still don't like it and would have been happy if we drafted Geno Smith #1. My biggest concern is if Alex Smith can stay healthy 16 games and if he can't what good is he?
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You're missing the worst part of this.

Alex Smith isn't a frog that sings and dances.

He's a ****ing alien that pops out of our chests and sings and dances, killing us as fans in the process.

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That's true. And didn't the WCO pretty much start with Bill Walsh and Joe Montana? I'm not saying Alex Smith is Joe Montana, but old Joe didn't have or need much of a strong arm either.
I am literally at a weeping loss for the stupidity of this post.
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if he lets say a typical stat line for him.

he goes 16-20 for 240 yards, 2 tds, 0 ints
No you don't, peckerwood niner.

That is NOT a typical Alex Smith stat line

He threw for 240 yards or more exactly SIX TIMES for the 49ers in the last 27 games.

That's not even 25 percent.

Meanwhile he's thrown for 200 or less yards for the 49ers 15 times in the last 27 games.

THAT is what Alex Smith is. Typically, he throws for less than 200 yards.

Garbage.
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Old 03-13-2013, 12:25 AM   #90
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Nah, there have been much more stupid posts authored on this BB this very night

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showp...&postcount=152

This one for example, the poster worries that an NFL team will draft someone and turn around and release him. What an uber idiot that guy is.
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