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saved you two bullets. good dogs!
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04-03-2013, 12:08 PM | #32 |
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I had two Siberian husky's hanging out at the camp site one night. Then something large like a Bigfoot showed up at the camp & they both ran home. Those dogs are cowards
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about 20 years ago, I had a husky. wife called me at work one day and said she got a call from the neighbor, the dog was down at their place and killed 25 chickens.
so, I head down and meet w/the old man, who's standing out by the road w/the dog tied to a rope. he says, "25??? I said it killed 125." ****! he said they pulled the ****in dog out of the pen and it gets loose, heads back in the pen and starts killing birds again. I wrote the guy a check for $325(which was getting off cheap for sitting hens), loaded old George up in the back of the truck, took him to the river and put a bullet in his head. didn't bother me a bit. sec
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My boxer almost killed my cat last night. The cat lived but not for lack of effort by the dog. Kinda wish he would have.
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Did you use a firearm or some other method of propulsion?
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One of my dogs mated with hogfarmers hogs
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.22 rifle right between the peepers. it was raining like a bitch. if the turtles didn't eat him, he could have floated to New Orleans.
the old man said I didn't have to kill the kids pet, since I paid for the chickens, but it didn't matter. I paid, and so did George. crazy ****in mutt. sec
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I liked her just fine.
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