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05-24-2013, 12:50 PM | #211 |
Needs more middle fingers
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I let a fat chick give me a BJ on my 16th Birthday. A few friends of mine were going around to all the girls in the dorm and asking them which one was gonna give me birthday head.
The night of my birthday, i was chilling in my room with the lights out and some fat girl appears in my doorway. "So is it true? (name) said that someone is suppose to give you head for your birthday" I was like, eh, **** it. Why not? It was her first time sucking cock. She went at it for awhile and then i took her to the bathroom to bang her. She sucked on me a bit more, i got her panties down and i couldn't do it. I just couldn't go any further. My hornyness fell off the cliff and i became disgusted. I told her to put her pants back on and get out my room. She stalked me for about a week or two after that but i wouldn't talk to her, haha. She tried telling people that she sucked me off but i denied the whole thing. No one believed her because no one would believe i'd actually let her do it. Good times. |
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05-24-2013, 12:51 PM | #212 |
Needs more middle fingers
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05-24-2013, 12:54 PM | #214 | |
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05-24-2013, 12:54 PM | #215 | |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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05-24-2013, 12:55 PM | #216 | |
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05-24-2013, 12:55 PM | #217 |
Needs more middle fingers
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05-24-2013, 12:55 PM | #218 | |
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05-24-2013, 12:56 PM | #219 |
I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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05-24-2013, 12:56 PM | #220 |
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05-24-2013, 12:57 PM | #221 |
Needs more middle fingers
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When you're 16, who you get a hummer from matters. When you're 30, not so much.
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05-24-2013, 12:57 PM | #222 |
Don't Be A Dick
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05-24-2013, 12:58 PM | #223 |
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sample size of one, but i had a fat chick on speed dial for awhile...willing to do anything, anytime, pro-style cock sucker...pretty much 0 self-esteem
i mean, yeah, i kept it a secret from friends.... but she did fat girls proud in the sack
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05-24-2013, 12:58 PM | #224 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I prefer 6 packs
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05-24-2013, 12:58 PM | #225 |
Don't Be A Dick
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