Chiefs Alex Smith is a frog that won't sing or dance - Page 10

**RealSNR** · 10:36 PM

There's this hilarious post on reddit that was made by a Bengals fan right after their playoff loss to the Houston Texans for the second consecutive year.

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"ANDY DALTON THROWS 47 TOUCHDOWNS IN HIS FIRST TWO YEARS, GOOD FOR 3RD ON THE ALL TIME LIST IN THAT NARROW CATEGORY BUT WHEN EVERYONE LOOKS, HE TURNS INTO THAT GODDAMN FROG IN THE HAT THAT WON'T SING OR DANCE!"

For people who don't know what the hell he's talking about:

And here's what happens when the guy tries to show the frog to a talent agent:

I mean, it's brilliant on a few levels. One is its connection to Andy Dalton as a TCU Horned Frog. The other is the portrayal of the hobo who discovers him, who knows that if he can make the frog sing and dance at any important event in front of any important talent agent, he'll have all the success and money he could dream of. The reality is very few coaches are able to make their Andy Daltons sing and dance like this, and very often it can be the very thing that gets them fired. At the end of this cartoon, the man puts the frog back in the box and buries him deep under ground, haunted by his explosions into song. Another guy digs up the box by accident, discovers the frog talent, and the process begins all over again. Another *****, another Cassel. Another Gailey, another Fitzpatrick.

And dare I say... another Reid another Alex Smith?

Look, you have Bengals fans that are getting sick of Dalton's shit. You have Texans fans getting sick of Schaub's shit. I have no idea if Falcons fans are sick of Ryan's shit, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were.

My point is I think Alex Smith is doomed. Because at his BEST, he's a singing and dancing frog that performs for the talent agents, but when he gets on stage for an audience, he turns into a ribbitting piece of crap. And you already have fans of these teams that HATE their singing and dancing frogs.

We haven't had a singing and dancing frog since Trent Green. We've been hobos for a long ****ing time. Cassel sang and danced once, but that was only because we were on acid. If we're lucky enough for Alex to be a singing and dancing frog, we're just going to want him replaced anyway.

Umm... actually I don't really have a point here. But there it is anyway.

NJChiefsFan · 03-13-2013, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Over/Under amount of times this is posted over the next 2 years...

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Originally Posted by candyman

I was with you until this comment. Trent Green wasn't a singing and dancing frog. Trent Green played great in that playoff game against The Peytons. Had it not been for our turnstile defense, Gonzo's BS offensive pass interference that wiped off a TD, and Priest's fumble we would have won that game. I dont count the 2nd playoff game against the Peytons under Herm, Trent's brain was already scrambled by then.

Pretty sure his comment meant that Green was a QB that showed up.

**cdcox** · 03-13-2013, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Go to Hell

JFC

He's already staring down the pass rush.

Spott · 03-13-2013, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Go to Hell

JFC

There's a lot of fail in this picture.

DaveGrantt · 06-01-2013, 03:37 PM

It the same Story every off Season. Alex is the best QB in the league in MAY/JUNE/JULY. He does everything that is asked of him in the off season. I been hearing this same tune from every different OC or HC the Niners have had since 2006. It is always" wow Alex looks sharp", " Alex is teaching others the play book", Alex taking command of the Offense" etc. Then Come Sept..............Offense starts off slow, relies of Def and SP.
I don't see Alex Smith doing much more than his 175-200 yards passing, and little ovr 1 TD a game. The less the Niners asked of him the better he played.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 06-01-2013, 03:39 PM

So he's Matt Casselll

DaveGrantt · 06-01-2013, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

So he's Matt Casselll

No Mat Cassell bad is he was,could at least throw for 20 + Tds in a season.
His 2008 or 2010 season would be Alex's dream season. I Hope Alex can pull if off those kind of numbers, he is a nice guy after all.
Alex just over thinks in games, he would a far better Coach than he ever will a QB.

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 06-01-2013, 03:56 PM

Smith will suck. By week 8 there will be a story about what a wonderful person Alex Smith is off the field. He got a ferrel cat to nurse some orphan praire dog pups or some other like shit. True fans ejaculate, he's Matt Casselll.

BlackHelicopters · 06-01-2013, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

Smith will suck. By week 8 there will be a story about what a wonderful person Alex Smith is off the field. He got a ferrel cat to nurse some orphan praire dog pups or some other like shit. True fans ejaculate, he's Matt Casselll.

Rescue prairie dogs?

OrtonsPiercedTaint · 06-01-2013, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop

Rescue prairie dogs?

He's adorable and unbiased.

KCSLC2008 · 06-01-2013, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by KC native

ALEX SMITH IS A MORMON. MORMONS HAVE NO SOULS.

Seriously though, I'd take Andy Dalton over Alex "I've been benched for other shitty QBs several times" Cassell all day every day.

Alex Smith is not a Mormon. He was born in Seattle, raised in San Diego, and graduated in two years from Utah. I know not all Mormons live in Utah, so living outside of Utah is not my point. He has been reported not to be Mormon before. Only people making assumptions think that.

Reid is Mormon, though and went to the Mormon school BYU.

NinerDoug · 06-03-2013, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Maverick91579

Alex Smith on national TV, in a divisional game against the saints, not ONCE but twice scored in the last 4 minutes. Including one of the most clutch throws of all time.

To all the Alex Smith haters. Suck a dick.

The Catch III baby.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-03-2013, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

Smith will suck. By week 8 there will be a story about what a wonderful person Alex Smith is off the field. He got a ferrel cat to nurse some orphan praire dog pups or some other like shit. True fans ejaculate, he's Matt Casselll.

This.

Sandy Vagina · 06-03-2013, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

Smith will suck. By week 8 there will be a story about what a wonderful person Alex Smith is off the field. He got a ferrel cat to nurse some orphan praire dog pups or some other like shit. True fans ejaculate, he's Matt Casselll.

If he does suck, than many of you will be getting exactly what you deserve.

... and if he's really good, then how many of you really deserve to join in on the success? Deserters can just stay gone.

Sweet Daddy Hate · 06-03-2013, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mac-NinersChiefs

If he does suck, than many of you will be getting exactly what you deserve.

... and if he's really good, then how many of you really deserve to join in on the success? Deserters can just stay gone.

If he sucks, we can get a new QB, which is what I want. If he's good, I'll watch the rest of the team drag him to the playoffs.

Either way, I get whatever I want, and you get to dictate nothing.

Negged.

Sandy Vagina · 06-03-2013, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Daddy Hate

Negged.

LOL! Load me up with more neg rep. That's a compliment to me. It's only when I get + rep that makes me uncomfortable here.

Good KC site (minus the many crybabies), but sorry, having a "rep" meter that can be manipulated by the babies is just juvenile.

06-01-2013, 03:37 PM	#139
DaveGrantt Rookie Join Date: Mar 2013 Casino cash: $10004900	It the same Story every off Season. Alex is the best QB in the league in MAY/JUNE/JULY. He does everything that is asked of him in the off season. I been hearing this same tune from every different OC or HC the Niners have had since 2006. It is always" wow Alex looks sharp", " Alex is teaching others the play book", Alex taking command of the Offense" etc. Then Come Sept..............Offense starts off slow, relies of Def and SP. I don't see Alex Smith doing much more than his 175-200 yards passing, and little ovr 1 TD a game. The less the Niners asked of him the better he played.
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OrtonsPiercedTaint MVP Join Date: Dec 2012 Casino cash: $10004980	So he's Matt Casselll
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OrtonsPiercedTaint MVP Join Date: Dec 2012 Casino cash: $10004980	Smith will suck. By week 8 there will be a story about what a wonderful person Alex Smith is off the field. He got a ferrel cat to nurse some orphan praire dog pups or some other like shit. True fans ejaculate, he's Matt Casselll.
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