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06-11-2013, 02:43 AM | #46 |
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Yes but you must let him do anal on you and he must cuddle with you. Also try to do a threesome with the other girl and film it.
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06-11-2013, 02:48 AM | #47 |
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Ah yes; the donger theory, answer questions with questions and drive the bitch crazy. That could work.....
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06-11-2013, 04:28 AM | #48 |
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06-11-2013, 04:28 AM | #49 |
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06-11-2013, 05:35 AM | #50 |
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man, it seems almost impossible - it's tough to pee when I'm hard, and it's damn near impossible when it's crammed in the sphincter.
Or so's I heard...
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06-11-2013, 06:22 AM | #51 |
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What age?
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06-11-2013, 06:55 AM | #53 |
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woman - Why can't you read my mind
man - why would I want to woman - see, you just don't understand me man - obviously woman - I want to break up man - freeeeeeeeeeeeeedoooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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06-11-2013, 07:51 AM | #54 |
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As fun as that was a catchphrase, the series of eps where he effed up the makeup with not reading that long assed letter was infinitely more funny.
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06-11-2013, 07:57 AM | #55 |
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