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06-14-2013, 08:28 AM | #16 |
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06-14-2013, 08:31 AM | #17 |
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The last movie I actually walked out of the theater on was the Assassination of Jesse James. Had I been by myself I might have stuck it out, but I was with my wife and a female friend who just went because Brad Pitt was in it, and they were both clearly miserable. Painfully dull and slow, although I did finishing watching it later and it got somewhat better toward the end.
Royal Tennenbaums - holy shit. I wanted to murder every single one of them. Lasted 20 minutes. Deal with people like this in real life, even just a little, and you won't want to watch a movie about them. Unless they all get slowly tortured to death by a chainsaw weilding psychopath. Which I assume didn't happen. The Thin Red Line. I have yet to meet a person who liked this piece of shit - just critics whom I suppose were all highly compensated for their gushing reviews. Everybody I ever talked to about it either quit watching after the first hour or wish they had quit watching after the first hour. A war movie without war. Sort of like a porno where everybody stays dressed and just have voiceover thoughts of ****ing. Ugh. I had to be physically restrained from walking out on Moonstruck. Another critically acclaimed piece of crap. I tried to watch it later thinking perhaps I was just in a bad mood that day - nope, it just sucks. Maybe you have to be Italian to get it. Or drunk. Or reeruned. Or all of the above. I certainly wish I had walked out on Batman and Robin. And Tango and Cash, for that matter. And Gods and Generals. Oh my God. How could the same people who made Gettysburg make this piece of crap? It was like a boring high school history lecture. Oh, and Urc Berry - you're a ****ing heathen. Watchmen was brilliant. |
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06-14-2013, 08:39 AM | #18 |
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It seems like every time I see Jim Caveziel in a movie, he ends up getting his ass kicked someway, somehow. Gets killed in The Thin Red Line. Gets his ass brutally beaten in Passion of the Christ. Was tortured/whipped in the Count of Monte Cristo. Every time I see him on TV, I think to myself, "it's just a matter of time before this innocent-faced man gets his ass kicked."
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06-14-2013, 08:48 AM | #20 |
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Some of the movies in here are WTF. Some really quality ones being named, and shouldn't be.
The last movie I couldn't finish was from Netflix called Wasted on the Young. Boring. |
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06-14-2013, 08:50 AM | #21 | |
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06-14-2013, 09:03 AM | #22 |
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Battlefield Earth. Batman & Robin.
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06-14-2013, 09:05 AM | #23 |
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Gone with the wind.
My wakefulness was gone with the wind.
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06-14-2013, 09:12 AM | #24 |
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People talk about this like it's on the same level with classics like Casablanca or Citizen Kane and I want to slap them. Way, way, way too long. And God I hated Scarlett. Did Vivian Lee sound that annoying in everything she did? Fran Drescher's voice isn't that bad. Fiddle-de-dee? Fiddle-de-**** YOU BITCH SHUT UP. It would have been much better if Rhett had shot her in the face at the end.
Which, if you're watching it with commercials, comes about five hours after the movie begins. |
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06-14-2013, 09:16 AM | #25 |
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06-14-2013, 09:16 AM | #26 |
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I think I made it about 30 seconds into gone with the wind.
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06-14-2013, 09:30 AM | #27 |
Bazinga!
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And here I thought Gone With the Wind might be controversial.
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06-14-2013, 09:33 AM | #28 |
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06-14-2013, 09:34 AM | #29 |
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ah, thanks for reminding me.
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter goes on the list, too. Just terrible. |
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06-14-2013, 09:39 AM | #30 |
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