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06-18-2013, 12:42 PM | #2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Get her a pair of slippers & a dildo
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06-18-2013, 12:43 PM | #3 |
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Wait - she already got one?
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06-18-2013, 12:43 PM | #4 |
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06-18-2013, 12:44 PM | #5 |
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Alex Smith Jersey
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06-18-2013, 12:45 PM | #6 |
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Dick in a - oh. Never mind. Just read the opening post.
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06-18-2013, 12:46 PM | #7 |
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Sleep member bed
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06-18-2013, 12:46 PM | #8 |
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Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.
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06-18-2013, 12:47 PM | #9 |
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No need to be sending her to the other team
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06-18-2013, 12:47 PM | #10 |
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Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."
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06-18-2013, 12:49 PM | #11 |
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Kanye's new CD. I heard it's the best ever.
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06-18-2013, 12:49 PM | #12 |
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Ya but the dental bill is atrocious
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06-18-2013, 12:49 PM | #13 |
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i was gonna suggest a Matt Cassel jersey but i just saw clothes aren't an option.
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06-18-2013, 12:50 PM | #14 |
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Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off
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06-18-2013, 12:51 PM | #15 |
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Send her to one of those day spa/salon places.
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