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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Get her a pair of slippers & a dildo
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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Wait - she already got one?
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Woman should only make babies
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Alex Smith Jersey
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
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Dick in a - oh. Never mind. Just read the opening post.
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Sleep member bed
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Spa day with an attractive female masseuse. Other than the fact that you're not there, it's kind of a threesome.
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Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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No need to be sending her to the other team
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Don't Be A Dick
Join Date: Aug 2001
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Never get a woman a dildo. That screams "get in the kitchen and work bitch."
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Kanye's new CD. I heard it's the best ever.
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Ya but the dental bill is atrocious
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That's Right
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i was gonna suggest a Matt Cassel jersey but i just saw clothes aren't an option.
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Artist of the Bob Ross School
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Hotel on the plaza for the night for her and her friends, assuming you have kids and she needs a night off
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"Think BOOM!"
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Send her to one of those day spa/salon places.
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