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View Poll Results: Have you ever penciled in 'Lube' on your 'to get' grocery-list? | |||
PFFF chyeah! | 11 | 50.00% | |
Hell Naw, that's a covert purchase, genrally. | 6 | 27.27% | |
Maybe | 1 | 4.55% | |
You know, somethings are personal, such as 'lube' | 1 | 4.55% | |
Gaz iz 'wet look crazy' | 3 | 13.64% | |
Voters: 22. You may not vote on this poll |
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05-02-2010, 06:45 PM | #2 |
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When you're as handsome as I am, your woman doesn't need it.
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05-02-2010, 06:49 PM | #3 |
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06-19-2013, 12:36 PM | #4 |
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I get organic hemp lube, at Whole Foods.
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06-19-2013, 12:40 PM | #5 |
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Is this "weird bump" day?
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06-19-2013, 12:41 PM | #6 |
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06-19-2013, 12:43 PM | #7 |
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Yes, I picked up some WD-40 a few weeks back. I wouldn't have remembered it if it weren't on the list.
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06-19-2013, 01:32 PM | #8 |
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I prefer elbow grease.
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06-19-2013, 01:51 PM | #9 |
Quit your bullshit
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That's more a water displacer than a lubricant, really.
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06-19-2013, 01:54 PM | #10 |
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I know, but they didn't have any silicone grease at the grocery store, so it had to suffice.
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06-19-2013, 03:55 PM | #11 |
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I always visit the Health and Beauty section at Wal Mart first. Grab six or seven bottles of lube. Then I head over to the grocery side and covertly toss the bottles into random people's carts. Makes entering a Wal Mart a little easier. Except for the smell.........
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06-19-2013, 04:00 PM | #12 |
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Does Extra Virgin Olive Oil Count?
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06-19-2013, 04:56 PM | #13 |
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I have to shop for crap, but a list? Only guys like SR. I would hate to ask what the lube is for with him, but I think many have an idea. And before you neg me bro, I did take up for you buying Fusions. haha. You just need to go to a board with more females to be "friends" with.
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06-19-2013, 05:06 PM | #14 |
**** you, you cretin.
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I can honestly say I never used lube nor bought it
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06-19-2013, 05:11 PM | #15 |
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Yet another thread the Rainman won on the first response.
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