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07-21-2013, 10:58 PM | #1 |
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I always let my charcoal go for a few a hours first and gotten pretty good at guessing the right amount to use. Get a bag of Matchlight and a couple pounds of filets. Magic within 15 minutes when your grill goes up in flames.
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07-22-2013, 09:02 AM | #2 | |
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Look, I think Gas Grills are the debil and think anyone that has to resort to one is less of a man for having to do so. That all being said - you should go kill yourself...immediately. Matchlight? Are you ****ing kidding me? Lighter fluid in general is awful and that matchlight shit is the most god-awful, meat ruining substance to ever grace God's green earth. I believe it was invented when Hitler was in charge of research and development for Kingsford. As others have said - WTF is so difficult about a chimney starter? Start your coals and wait 10 minutes. It's ridiculously easy and involves zero lighter fluid (seriously...I can't believe someone just suggested matchlight on filets. Has that person killed himself yet?). Get your steaks out of the fridge and let them come down a bit while you're waiting for the coals to burn and you're in good shape. There's nothing that can be done on a grill that doesn't take 10 minutes unless you're talking about hot dogs. Making hamburgers? It's going to take you 5-10 minutes to season and form. Chicken? Seasoning and patting. Steaks? Season, pat and rest. Everything on a grill takes 10 minutes or so of prep. So why someone believes you can't just use that ten minutes while waiting for the coals to glow is just beyond me.
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07-22-2013, 09:36 AM | #3 | |
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To me, it's the price of admission. But no way you're ready to grill in 10 minutes. You shouldn't be putting food over the coals until they're covered with a thin layer of ash. |
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07-22-2013, 09:40 AM | #4 | |
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Next time I light the grill using my chimney starter, I'm gonna time everything lol. |
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07-22-2013, 09:42 AM | #5 | |
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Nice meltdown. The matchlight shit was obvious sarcasm. |
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07-22-2013, 09:45 AM | #6 |
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So you're saying you haven't killed yourself yet...
We don't joke about matchlight, sir.
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07-22-2013, 08:09 PM | #7 | |
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