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07-26-2013, 08:21 PM | #16 |
Stay down bitch!
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You can tell it's Friday night on Chiefsplanet by the sexual frustration in posts like this one.
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07-26-2013, 08:21 PM | #17 |
Everybody Lies.
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07-26-2013, 08:22 PM | #18 |
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Ron Jeremy used to be able to do it. Now, he's so fat that he can't.
As a podcast I listen to once said: "It can't be that great, because that dude would rather be fat and eat cheeseburgers than blow himself." |
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07-26-2013, 08:24 PM | #19 |
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Yeah tell me about it! Nothing more frustrating than being a few inches from being able to kiss the dragon. God has a sick sense of humor, putting it where ya JUST can't get to it. Frustration, heh. You hit the nail on the head sweetheart.
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07-26-2013, 08:25 PM | #20 |
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my problem is I'm shitty at giving them.
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07-26-2013, 08:26 PM | #21 |
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food and drink?
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07-26-2013, 08:27 PM | #22 |
Take a Chill Pill
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You know how it feels about 100x better when a girl is stroking your shaft than you doing it yourself?
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07-26-2013, 08:28 PM | #23 |
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07-26-2013, 08:29 PM | #24 |
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07-26-2013, 08:33 PM | #25 |
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The low self esteem of being a self spitter would be a killer.
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07-26-2013, 08:34 PM | #26 |
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Alright how about this. You're starving to death and you need the protein. Would ya? Talk about eating your young.
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07-26-2013, 08:47 PM | #27 |
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07-26-2013, 08:48 PM | #28 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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Pretty sure the second law of thermodynamics would render that moot.
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07-26-2013, 08:49 PM | #29 |
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This thread sucks.....
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07-26-2013, 08:52 PM | #30 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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Spinoff: would it be gay to have sex with a carbon copy of yourself, or would it just be another form of masturbation?
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