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Old 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM  
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so how do you guys feel about punching females?

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:23 AM   #136
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If I was a supervillain, I would fly around mashing the shit out of broads' faces. Then I could assume my alternate identity as nip and tuck man, and rescue them, and get ass.
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Old 05-28-2008, 01:34 AM   #137
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:31 AM   #138
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:54 AM   #139
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Never okay to hit a woman unless:
1)she is physically assaulting you and you are defending yourself
2)you are Latino
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:56 AM   #140
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:58 AM   #141
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Your new username made me laugh; good one.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:06 AM   #142
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Life so how do you guys feel about punching females?

Sorry to hear about this situation...those marks on your neck look pretty rough. I sincerely hope you countersue and win...

Here's a dumb question though. They're supposedly pressing charges because you grabbed the boyfriend by the arm and tried to drag him outside, giving him a couple bruises in the process. Uhh, isn't using physical force to remove someone from the place if necessary part of your job description? I mean, you are a bouncer after all. It doesn't sound like you used excessive force at all. Just seems to me that you were doing a routine part of your job at closing time -- removing the guests that won't leave the bar on their own.
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Old 05-28-2008, 02:40 PM   #143
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i dont know what your state laws are there, but here you cannot touch the person causing the problem so grabbing them by the arm would be assault.
Even security guards are not allowed to touch a person who is fighting or stealing from a store they are told to follow the person or stay with them til the police arrive.
I feel bad for ya and i think you did the right thing but here you and the woman would be charged with assault, and the bar you work at would be sued by the woman and man and would win, stupid but true.
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Old 05-28-2008, 03:29 PM   #144
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Myself, and the other bouncer made them wait outside til the police got there. the police took pictures as well, but thats what worries me because of the bruising on the boyfriends arm they were able to make me an assault suspect. ****ing ridiculous.
How did you get a bruise to show on the boyfriend in such a short time? Are you a gorilla or something?
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:12 PM   #145
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i dont know what your state laws are there, but here you cannot touch the person causing the problem so grabbing them by the arm would be assault.
Even security guards are not allowed to touch a person who is fighting or stealing from a store they are told to follow the person or stay with them til the police arrive.
I feel bad for ya and i think you did the right thing but here you and the woman would be charged with assault, and the bar you work at would be sued by the woman and man and would win, stupid but true.
Here's a stupid question, Mr. DT58HOF. If you're disallowed from having any physical contact with a naughty customer, what's the point of being a bouncer?

To practice behind-the-back superball ricochets for the enjoyment of the clientele?

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Old 05-28-2008, 05:48 PM   #146
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i dont know what your state laws are there, but here you cannot touch the person causing the problem so grabbing them by the arm would be assault.
Even security guards are not allowed to touch a person who is fighting or stealing from a store they are told to follow the person or stay with them til the police arrive.
I feel bad for ya and i think you did the right thing but here you and the woman would be charged with assault, and the bar you work at would be sued by the woman and man and would win, stupid but true.
Our state laws allow him to be a bouncer and do his job AFAICT.

Where do you live, Singapore?
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:02 PM   #147
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Our state laws allow him to be a bouncer and do his job AFAICT.

Where do you live, Singapore?
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Old 05-28-2008, 09:45 PM   #148
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Thanks alot for the kind words from everyone.

I went to the station yesterday make my written statement, and apparently they did NOT press charges after all. So that is a big relief. The officer that took my written statement also assured me that just by getting the beer thrown in my face, I was justified to defend myself, so that is also really good news. I am still really furious however and want these people to pay. I really hope the police do their job.
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Good news indeed, Mr. CHENZ A!. Fate has intervened.

Now, let's go roll their house.

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