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Old 11-18-2020, 09:11 PM  
Mephistopheles Janx Mephistopheles Janx is offline
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Who here uses a bidet?
This was the TP isle in Walmart about an hour ago...



Thinking about getting a bidet attachment but I'm not sure as to just how well they clean you up back there. For the amount I spend on 3 packages of TP (Charmin Strong 9 pack) I could get an "entry" model bidet attachment.

With people losing their ****ing minds again, WHY TOILET PAPER?!?!?!?, it seem like it might be a wise investment. Never mind that I'm on a septic tank and the thought of less paper going in there is even more appealing.
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:33 AM   #136
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Does the water have antibacterial, scented soapy stuff in it? Just spraying your shitty ass with water doesn't actually "clean" it. Also what stops the shit water from splashing all over your junk? Seems like the opposite of cleanliness.
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:34 AM   #137
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Does the water have antibacterial, scented soapy stuff in it? Just spraying your shitty ass with water doesn't actually "clean" it.
It's better than smearing it around with paper...
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:40 AM   #138
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It's better than smearing it around with paper...
I usually shit before taking a shower. Problem solved.
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:43 AM   #139
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Does the water have antibacterial, scented soapy stuff in it?
Does your toilet paper?
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:43 AM   #140
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I usually shit before taking a shower. Problem solved.
That must be nice unless you have to shit 3 times a day.
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:44 AM   #141
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I usually shit before taking a shower. Problem solved.
Ok!
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Old 12-02-2020, 11:50 AM   #142
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That must be nice unless you have to shit 3 times a day.
I'm just saying I personally don't have much use for a bidet. But sure, using one along with a towel would be preferable to toilet paper I guess.
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Old 12-02-2020, 02:15 PM   #143
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Does the water have antibacterial, scented soapy stuff in it? Just spraying your shitty ass with water doesn't actually "clean" it. Also what stops the shit water from splashing all over your junk? Seems like the opposite of cleanliness.
If you have shit on your hand would you prefer to clean it off with toilet paper or water?

I've always had a routine where I shit and then shower every morning for general cleanliness anyway.
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Old 12-02-2020, 04:21 PM   #144
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For those of you saying the cold isn't too cold, any idea what the temp of your tap water is? Ours is 50 degrees F and I'm pretty sure it would be too cold.
I have no idea what the temperature is, but it's not that cold. It's not like I'm spraying my ass with ice water. Even during winter, the water isn't cold enough that I won't put ice in it if I want a glass of water to drink.
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Old 12-02-2020, 04:53 PM   #145
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For those of you saying the cold isn't too cold, any idea what the temp of your tap water is? Ours is 50 degrees F and I'm pretty sure it would be too cold.
There are various ways to test it out before buying...
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Old 12-02-2020, 05:00 PM   #146
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follow-up question.

Is the cold water an issue for...the lady garden.
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Old 12-02-2020, 07:11 PM   #147
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follow-up question.

Is the cold water an issue for...the lady garden.
Dunno. Perhaps a Raiders fan can chime in.
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Old 12-02-2020, 08:26 PM   #148
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This thread made me purchase another bidet attachment for the guest bathroom. I got a different one than previous. Has a rear and front wash (for the ladies). The ladies wash tickles the bottom of my balls just right so that's an added bonus!

https://www.amazon.com/Bidet-Attachm...6-8a5c26cd5a14
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follow-up question.

Is the cold water an issue for...the lady garden.
If it's 50 degrees, I think it would be.
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