Life Riskiest Things You've Ever Said to a Cop? - Page 11

teedubya · 04-09-2014, 10:32 PM

"Your eyes look pretty red, son... you been smoking dope?"

"Your eyes look pretty glazed, officer... you been eating donuts?"

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Another time a cop pulled me over and asked me if I was texting... I told him, "No... I was tweeting."

PornChief · 04-10-2014, 11:19 PM

lol if you think arguing with them will make a difference or that being all classy is going to work out for you.

Otter · 04-11-2014, 12:24 AM

Gave the wrong girl a ride home many moons ago and took a Coors Light bottle over the the head after dropping her off. Turned around and started whooping on the guy out of pure fear and rage and was tazered. Said "**** you bitch" to the cop with a set of pants full of pee from the tazer.

After he spoke to a couple witnesses he uncuffed me and let me go with a disordely conduct violation. Talked to him afterwards and he was pretty cool and explained his side. I don't really envy cops or thier job and wouldn't want it.

And I've been called 'piss the pants' and every other phrase you could imagine after that. When you have a six pack of beer in you and get 10,000 volts on the chest I'll be will to listen to how badass you would have been. Being tazed ****ing hurts like nothing you could dream of. It's not even really pain. Just like having a rope pulled out your nose through your asshole.

I try to avoid that these days.

Discuss Thrower · 04-11-2014, 12:40 AM

Pepper spray sucks too.

CoMoChief · 04-11-2014, 01:04 AM

I was coming home to my apartment I used to live at in LS, from dinner with a few people. 3 cops were standing outside my apt. I was thinking, "Oh shit, someone prob smelled pot and called the cops and now they're wanting to go inside my apt." Well as I approached the door and walked up the stairs, 2 of the cops were talking to this girl who was crying, apparently the asshole guy from the floor above (guy was a real piece of work) beat her up, her face was all red from where the dude hit her, prob turned into a nice lil shiner.

So the 3rd cop is just standing right in front of my doorway. He could have been standing anywhere else in the hallway and any person with a brain could tell I lived in the apt he was standing in the way of, and that I needed to get it, my hands were kinda full. I have a doogy sack from dinner in my hand, keys cellphone and a Sonic Blast. I look at him and he's sitting there with his chest puffed out, eyes bugged out pretending to be Supercop. Dude was bald head, thought he was a hardass standing at just under 6ft prob 175, not very big. He stood there and didn't say anything but was starring me down like I had ruined his day for showing up. I asked him if he was going to move so I could go inside my apt. He stepped aside saying he didn't like my attitude, I told him I didn't give a shit and I didn't appreciate his phony Billy Badass routine and as I opened the door and walked in he kinda walked after or attempted to and peaked his head inside the door and I slammed the door in his face.

seclark · 04-11-2014, 07:32 AM

I've had a couple(or more) instances when I've mouthed off to cops, but yesterday afternoon I saw them at their best, and am very, very thankful.

wife called me at work around 4:15pm, saying my daughter had been in an accident. she pulled out on the highway and was t-boned by a car going at least 70mph. by time I arrived at the scene, there were 3 highway patrol officers, county sheriff, deputy, and one off-duty patrol officer. the off duty cop was just driving through and stopped to help. he stayed w/my daughter and talked w/her, keeping her calm until the emergency workers could get her out of the car. he had her call my wife, which also helped keep her calm.

everyone was able to walk away(blows my mind). the only real injury was a man in the other car got hit in the back of the head by a flying can of corn...had to get a few stitches.

I'm thankful for every one of them.
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Sully · 04-11-2014, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

Me- to some pissed off Sargent with a burr up his ass because he got stuck with patrol duty on St. Pats up here in Chicago after being a dick and threatening to arrest me after accusing me of "open container" because I was walking down the sidewalk with a red solo cup.

I'm out of breath just trying to read that sentence.

Dayze · 04-11-2014, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CoMoChief

I was coming home to my apartment I used to live at in LS, from dinner with a few people. 3 cops were standing outside my apt. I was thinking, "Oh shit, someone prob smelled pot and called the cops and now they're wanting to go inside my apt." Well as I approached the door and walked up the stairs, 2 of the cops were talking to this girl who was crying, apparently the asshole guy from the floor above (guy was a real piece of work) beat her up, her face was all red from where the dude hit her, prob turned into a nice lil shiner.

So the 3rd cop is just standing right in front of my doorway. He could have been standing anywhere else in the hallway and any person with a brain could tell I lived in the apt he was standing in the way of, and that I needed to get it, my hands were kinda full. I have a doogy sack from dinner in my hand, keys cellphone and a Sonic Blast. I look at him and he's sitting there with his chest puffed out, eyes bugged out pretending to be Supercop. Dude was bald head, thought he was a hardass standing at just under 6ft prob 175, not very big. He stood there and didn't say anything but was starring me down like I had ruined his day for showing up. I asked him if he was going to move so I could go inside my apt. He stepped aside saying he didn't like my attitude, I told him I didn't give a shit and I didn't appreciate his phony Billy Badass routine and as I opened the door and walked in he kinda walked after or attempted to and peaked his head inside the door and I slammed the door in his face.

lol awesome

**Anyong Bluth** · 04-11-2014, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Sully

I'm out of breath just trying to read that sentence.

At least you got your workout in for the day.

Sully · 04-11-2014, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

At least you got your workout in for the day.

Yeah, but I read it while eating a burger and smoking a Marlboro...

Maybe it wasn't the sentence, after all.

Imon Yourside · 04-11-2014, 11:08 AM

You had better get me on the first shot, cuz if you don't!

Never said that, I did however say one time just for giggles..

Hey Officer there's nothing in the trunk..so no need to look there...He spent a good 25 minutes looking through the trunk only to find nothing...hahaha

**Dave Lane** · 04-11-2014, 11:30 AM

To protect and serve my ass.

**Anyong Bluth** · 04-11-2014, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sully

Yeah, but I read it while eating a burger and smoking a Marlboro...

Maybe it wasn't the sentence, after all.

Breakfast of Champions

ThaVirus · 04-11-2014, 11:47 AM

I'm black soooooo probably "yes, sir" "no, sir" and things of that nature.

Wouldn't want to give any of these pigs a reason to pull the trigger.

**J Diddy** · 04-11-2014, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jjchieffan

I once chewed out a cop that gave me a speeding ticket. I told him a real cop would be out looking for realccriminals instead of stealing from hard working citizens just trying to do their job. He didn't do anything. Just walked away. Then I went to court and got it reduced to a non points violation and just paid like $25 court costs. Screw that pig. Traffic cops are scum. Especially in Ozark. Those pricks are always running speed traps to steal from drivers in their jurisdiction.

If you don't speed than you don't have to pay anything.

**Iowanian** · 04-11-2014, 12:17 PM

I think the worst thing I've said to a cop was probably on my 20th birthday when I was cuffed and put into a car by a close relative.

04-09-2014, 10:32 PM
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04-11-2014, 01:04 AM	#154
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $8032254	I was coming home to my apartment I used to live at in LS, from dinner with a few people. 3 cops were standing outside my apt. I was thinking, "Oh shit, someone prob smelled pot and called the cops and now they're wanting to go inside my apt." Well as I approached the door and walked up the stairs, 2 of the cops were talking to this girl who was crying, apparently the asshole guy from the floor above (guy was a real piece of work) beat her up, her face was all red from where the dude hit her, prob turned into a nice lil shiner. So the 3rd cop is just standing right in front of my doorway. He could have been standing anywhere else in the hallway and any person with a brain could tell I lived in the apt he was standing in the way of, and that I needed to get it, my hands were kinda full. I have a doogy sack from dinner in my hand, keys cellphone and a Sonic Blast. I look at him and he's sitting there with his chest puffed out, eyes bugged out pretending to be Supercop. Dude was bald head, thought he was a hardass standing at just under 6ft prob 175, not very big. He stood there and didn't say anything but was starring me down like I had ruined his day for showing up. I asked him if he was going to move so I could go inside my apt. He stepped aside saying he didn't like my attitude, I told him I didn't give a shit and I didn't appreciate his phony Billy Badass routine and as I opened the door and walked in he kinda walked after or attempted to and peaked his head inside the door and I slammed the door in his face. __________________ Last edited by CoMoChief; 04-11-2014 at 01:10 AM..
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04-11-2014, 07:32 AM	#155
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1419900	I've had a couple(or more) instances when I've mouthed off to cops, but yesterday afternoon I saw them at their best, and am very, very thankful. wife called me at work around 4:15pm, saying my daughter had been in an accident. she pulled out on the highway and was t-boned by a car going at least 70mph. by time I arrived at the scene, there were 3 highway patrol officers, county sheriff, deputy, and one off-duty patrol officer. the off duty cop was just driving through and stopped to help. he stayed w/my daughter and talked w/her, keeping her calm until the emergency workers could get her out of the car. he had her call my wife, which also helped keep her calm. everyone was able to walk away(blows my mind). the only real injury was a man in the other car got hit in the back of the head by a flying can of corn...had to get a few stitches. I'm thankful for every one of them. sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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04-11-2014, 12:17 PM	#165
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