Life Ground Hog under the hood, chewing wires. - Page 2

El Jefe · 04-10-2009, 01:44 PM

So my brother is about to leave to go to the bank, he gets in and his van won't start up. So he pops the hood only to have a giant groundhog sitting on top of his motor. That thing tore his hood insulation all apart, and just about every wire that was near him. We had to keep jabbing at him with a stick until he would hop down, then try and scare him out from under the van. Big fat old groundhog too, I have personally never seen this. Out on the farm we used to catch 20-30 of these things a year in quick kill traps. Now is your turn to tell of any crazy animal stories?

seclark · 04-10-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ

Are you serious? If so that is pretty funny, I bet it wasn't then, but it's a good story now. MO, yeah I have my dog, but we are at work.

serious...killed it w/a bow. took the bulldog to the vet for shots. mean b@stards.
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'Hamas' Jenkins · 04-10-2009, 02:25 PM

Groundhogs are vicious one who sucks the peniss. When I was about 12, my dad let one out of a trap he'd set and gave me a shotgun. I almost blew the sonofabitch in half with some #4 buckshot. That was a good time.

MOhillbilly · 04-10-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

i thought i had a groundhog penned behind the freezer in my shed a few years ago, so i turned the lab and the bulldog loose on it.

turned out it was a frickin badger, instead. sliced up the bulldogs nose pretty bad, and the lab knocked me over running out of the shed.
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id love to turn my bulldog loose on a badger.

**Bwana** · 04-10-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

serious...killed it w/a bow. took the bulldog to the vet for shots. mean b@stards.
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They are indeed, as are wolverines.

eazyb81 · 04-10-2009, 02:29 PM

I think I've told this story before on here, but when I was about 5 or 6 a rabid possum crawled up on our back deck and right up to our back door. We had glass doors, so I could easily see him staring me right in the face while drooling and hissing.

Well my jackass dad started joking that he was going to open the door, and kept putting his hand on the doorknob and turning it. I don't think he realized how much that would freak me out, but I remember shrieking and crying hysterically until my grandma almost punched my dad in the face.

To this day I am absolutely petrified of all rodents, including possums.

seclark · 04-10-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

id love to turn my bulldog loose on a badger.

this was a mean mfer...chewed thru the first arrow i thumped him with. covered w/ticks, too. i'd hate to come up on one w/o seeing it first. i'm sure the dogs weren't very happy w/me either.
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El Jefe · 04-10-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

id love to turn my bulldog loose on a badger.

Are you serious? That could get nasty, badgers are fierce, I know APBT's are too though.

El Jefe · 04-10-2009, 02:32 PM

I was going back to close the chicken coop one night, and it was pitch black. Only the barn light was shedding a little light. Well I had a stick in my hand, and I heard some hissing so I backed up slowly until I was in the light, and then got rushed by a raccoon. Mean sum beach, he must of been rabid, I cracked him on the head with the stick, and then he veered of course. I know if I didn't get him on that first hit, he would of bitten me for sure.

MOhillbilly · 04-10-2009, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsfanGoLJ

Are you serious? That could get nasty, badgers are fierce, I know APBT's are too though.

my dog bites to break bones & sling guts. dogs bite hard cause they wanna. that shit about lockin jaws is pure BS. some APBT cant break a egg.

El Jefe · 04-10-2009, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

my dog bites to break bones & sling guts. dogs bite hard cause they wanna. that shit about lockin jaws is pure BS. some APBT cant break a egg.

Really because the guy down the street selling them for $50 bucks a puppy says that it's true

Like I have talked with you about, I would love to see if my dog would be worth her salt, protection wise.

**Buehler445** · 04-10-2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

my dog bites to break bones & sling guts. dogs bite hard cause they wanna. that shit about lockin jaws is pure BS. some APBT cant break a egg.

I'm sure it does, and it would probably win the war, but it might lose its share of the battles. Those ****ing badgers are bamfs. Their ****ing skin is really loose on their body so it is tough for a dog to bite and do damage. They are low to the ground and powerful. And those claws are MEAN.

My dad ran down one on a trail road in his spray pickup (it was a 1 ton chevy with a 500 gallon tank, 70 foot boom and the pump and plumbing, so it was HEAVY). He ran over the ****ing thing 4 times and couldn't get it dead before it got down the hole.

If you do turn your dog lose on one, make sure you have a gun there - probably bigger than a .22 - just in case.
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googlegoogle · 04-10-2009, 03:06 PM

heard people eat them.

**Bwana** · 04-10-2009, 03:08 PM

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heard people eat them.

I think those people are long gone. They called them mountain men.

**Iowanian** · 04-10-2009, 03:08 PM

You heartless, disgusting bastards!

I've got a pet badger and a pet groundhog and they're the most loving animals. they're so cute, and they'll wait for me by the door, and sit in my lap as I watch TV...They love me unconditionally.

PEOPLE SHOULD SICK THEIR DOGS ON YOU MENS AND HAVE THEM BITE OUT YUR GUYZ GUTS N LIVERS FOR BEING ANIMAL ABUSERS!!!!

**Bwana** · 04-10-2009, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian

You heartless, disgusting bastards!

I've got a pet badger and a pet groundhog and they're the most loving animals. they're so cute, and they'll wait for me by the door, and sit in my lap as I watch TV...They love me unconditionally.

PEOPLE SHOULD SICK THEIR DOGS ON YOU MENS AND HAVE THEM BITE OUT YUR GUYZ GUTS N LIVERS FOR BEING ANIMAL ABUSERS!!!!

04-10-2009, 01:44 PM
El Jefe Don't tread on me. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Where the peaches grow Casino cash: $9030572	Ground Hog under the hood, chewing wires. So my brother is about to leave to go to the bank, he gets in and his van won't start up. So he pops the hood only to have a giant groundhog sitting on top of his motor. That thing tore his hood insulation all apart, and just about every wire that was near him. We had to keep jabbing at him with a stick until he would hop down, then try and scare him out from under the van. Big fat old groundhog too, I have personally never seen this. Out on the farm we used to catch 20-30 of these things a year in quick kill traps. Now is your turn to tell of any crazy animal stories?
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04-10-2009, 02:25 PM	#17
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7959572	Groundhogs are vicious one who sucks the peniss. When I was about 12, my dad let one out of a trap he'd set and gave me a shotgun. I almost blew the sonofabitch in half with some #4 buckshot. That was a good time. __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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04-10-2009, 02:29 PM	#20
eazyb81 The Illuminati Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: the road less traveled Casino cash: $10004900	I think I've told this story before on here, but when I was about 5 or 6 a rabid possum crawled up on our back deck and right up to our back door. We had glass doors, so I could easily see him staring me right in the face while drooling and hissing. Well my jackass dad started joking that he was going to open the door, and kept putting his hand on the doorknob and turning it. I don't think he realized how much that would freak me out, but I remember shrieking and crying hysterically until my grandma almost punched my dad in the face. To this day I am absolutely petrified of all rodents, including possums.
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04-10-2009, 02:32 PM	#23
El Jefe Don't tread on me. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Where the peaches grow Casino cash: $9030572	I was going back to close the chicken coop one night, and it was pitch black. Only the barn light was shedding a little light. Well I had a stick in my hand, and I heard some hissing so I backed up slowly until I was in the light, and then got rushed by a raccoon. Mean sum beach, he must of been rabid, I cracked him on the head with the stick, and then he veered of course. I know if I didn't get him on that first hit, he would of bitten me for sure.
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04-10-2009, 03:06 PM	#27
googlegoogle Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Casino cash: $10004900	heard people eat them.
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04-10-2009, 03:08 PM	#29
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $4638454	You heartless, disgusting bastards! I've got a pet badger and a pet groundhog and they're the most loving animals. they're so cute, and they'll wait for me by the door, and sit in my lap as I watch TV...They love me unconditionally. PEOPLE SHOULD SICK THEIR DOGS ON YOU MENS AND HAVE THEM BITE OUT YUR GUYZ GUTS N LIVERS FOR BEING ANIMAL ABUSERS!!!!
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