Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet - Page 2

Rooster · 03-12-2008, 09:14 AM

I suppose this would be considered a poop thread. OMG where do I start.

Sheriff: Woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend’s toilet
The Associated Press
Posted on Wed, Mar. 12, 2008 08:53 AM

NESS CITY, Kan. | Law officers in western Kansas are investigating the bizarre case of a woman they say sat on her boyfriend’s toilet for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said the boyfriend called his office late last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

The sheriff said the woman’s muscles had atrophied and that medical personnel had to remove her from the toilet because she was bound to it by “natural means.”

Whipple said the woman at first refused ambulance service and “didn’t want to leave.” She’s hospitalized in Wichita, but is refusing to talk with authorities. The boyfriend claims she stayed in the bathroom of her own free will.

Whipple said his office may charge the boyfriend with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
http://www.kansascity.com/news/break...ry/527676.html

Jenson71 · 03-12-2008, 12:44 PM

You have to be astounded at either a.) that kind of dedication or b.) that kind of insanity

KC Kings · 03-12-2008, 12:56 PM

Eh, I did the same thing when I first downloaded Texas Hold'em to my Blackberry.

StcChief · 03-12-2008, 01:05 PM

she is the poop thread winner.

Rooster · 03-12-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eazyb81

So did he have a 2nd toilet or did he just go in between her legs?

I was wondering that too. Did she have a TV in there?

Rooster · 03-12-2008, 01:47 PM

WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."
Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html

**Rain Man** · 03-12-2008, 04:35 PM

I bet the boyfriend just thought that she was really constipated.

mikey23545 · 03-12-2008, 05:02 PM

I wonder if the Tidy Bowl men were working around-the-clock shifts in that toilet?

Third Eye · 03-12-2008, 07:10 PM

It's official, I've heard it all now.

ChiefaRoo · 03-12-2008, 08:15 PM

Obviously she has some sort of profound mental illness. Her "boyfriend" must be a fooking reerun.

**gblowfish** · 03-13-2008, 08:53 AM

When you live in a small town you have to learn how to make your own fun. I just hope she gave up an occasional courtesy flush.

booyaf2 · 03-13-2008, 09:04 AM

I saw it on the news the other night. Believe it or not, the scene was in a trailer park.

**Iowanian** · 03-13-2008, 09:21 AM

I think if my woman had sat on the toilet for an hour, I might have become concerned.

If it was that she was stuck because of assicus giganticus....I think I'd have winched her up, or maybe limited her food to, I don't know....a couple of gallons of slimfast per month until she could get up?

**gblowfish** · 03-13-2008, 09:22 AM

The town sheriff is Mr. Whipple?

MIAdragon · 03-13-2008, 09:25 AM

would he just sit on her lap and tell her to "spread em'" to poop?

hawkchief · 03-13-2008, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIAdragon

would he just sit on her lap and tell her to "spread em'" to poop?

I think she was into the "hot lunch" thing.

03-12-2008, 09:14 AM
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Rooster Draft a QB Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: JoCo Casino cash: $9961689	WICHITA, Kan. — Deputies say a woman in western Kansas became stuck on her boyfriend's toilet after sitting on it for two years. Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital. "We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it." Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself." He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, `Maybe tomorrow,"' Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom." The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call. Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said. She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators. Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled. Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number. The case has been the buzz Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor. "I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said. Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years. He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there. "It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said of the bathroom incident. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier." http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,337232,00.html __________________ When Reno Hightower was a prick he was the best damn quarterback in the history of Kern County.
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