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Old 07-25-2014, 08:55 PM  
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Not long ago I started looking at the descriptions for pay per view porn flics out of sheer boredom and curiosity (I'll certainly never buy one at $10-15 a pop)... and most of them are the most insanely ridiculous things on the face of the planet, an 8th grader would have a hard time being so juvenile and shallow.

Its frankly embarrassing... but also hilarious in a very juvenile way.

So I will update this thread daily with the worst one I can find, if you find one that's good for a raunchy chuckle, post it up.
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Old 07-26-2014, 11:34 AM   #16
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I grew up on those fake ass porns. There's only so many times you can beat your dick to Gonzo-style shit.

Now I exclusively watch amateur stuff and I'd never pay. **** all that.
You'll be back ****er. You know you miss me.
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Old 07-26-2014, 11:36 AM   #17
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Old 07-26-2014, 01:11 PM   #18
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Old 07-26-2014, 01:19 PM   #19
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What loser watches porn every day? That would be a pretty pathetic person.
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Old 07-26-2014, 02:26 PM   #20
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What loser watches porn every day? That would be a pretty pathetic person.
Yeah but the kicker is the ****ers actually pay hundreds to thousands for it.
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Old 07-26-2014, 02:28 PM   #21
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Yeah but the kicker is the ****ers actually pay hundreds to thousands for it.
Jeez and you think theyd just hit the free sites up
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Old 07-26-2014, 02:33 PM   #22
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Jeez and you think theyd just hit the free sites up
There's free porn everywhere on the net, even the full videos, you'd have to be a dumbass to pay for it.
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Old 07-26-2014, 04:06 PM   #23
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Old 07-26-2014, 04:14 PM   #24
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Old 07-26-2014, 04:22 PM   #25
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Old 07-26-2014, 05:32 PM   #26
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Old 07-28-2014, 03:35 PM   #27
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Old 07-28-2014, 03:46 PM   #28
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There's free porn everywhere on the net, even the full videos, you'd have to be a dumbass to pay for it.

I really don't understand the porn business model. Are they just relying on some people to pay for it and can't stop others from pirating it? Or is there something I'm missing?
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Old 07-28-2014, 04:08 PM   #29
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I really don't understand the porn business model. Are they just relying on some people to pay for it and can't stop others from pirating it? Or is there something I'm missing?
I was curious about that as well. They say it's a multi-billion dollar business, some dumb ****s are buying it no matter what.
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