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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Dallas, Texas
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buy her a shake weight and tell her she's going to need to build that endurance up
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Location: Dallas, Texas
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it's cold outside in KC
maybe some anti-freeze? |
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Mahomes or GTFO
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
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Sherrys berries and a fleshlight.
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the 2nd season of Glee
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Mahomes or GTFO
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
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7 roses and a butt plug.
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Resident Glue Sniffer
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Life is 99% inspiration, 1% Perspiration, and 1% Attention to Detial. RIP & Godspeed: Saccoppo Lonewolf Ed Fire Me Boy |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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3rd date and your showing her I love you signs?
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Kickin' it in Dobbstown.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Southeast Kansas
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Oooooohhhhh. Good point. I was just trying to seal the deal but now I don't know. Women are just touchy about this holiday in particular. I just REALLY wanna hit that.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2009
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No gift
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Kickin' it in Dobbstown.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Southeast Kansas
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I ****ing HATE Valentines Day, but i'd sit through some chick flick if she lets me PIIHB. It's just that they seem to EXPECT shit for this "holiday".
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Mahomes or GTFO
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: KC
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My gf and I decided 4 years ago to say **** Valentines day and its commercial bullshit and, instead, make a concerted effort to show each other how we feel more often year-round. After all, if you're doing something nice for your s.o. Once a year because someone says you should, then wtf does that say about your relationship? I realize that most girls don't think this way, but I've got a good one. We'll go have dinner usually, but there's no gifts involved. It's just stupid.
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get her 10 dozen roses
20 send her one dozen of roses per hour of the day with handwritten notes attached |
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The pizza king of kansas
Join Date: Sep 2001
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Get her a gift card for starbuck or a massage or tanning booth.
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Location: Dallas, Texas
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get her an entire tanning booth!? That may be pricey.
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The chosen one
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: OC, California
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Get her a ugly escort, with a small penis. She'll be disgusted and have to turn to you for sex, provided you're more attractive than the escort.
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