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Woman arrested after trying to kill her boyfriend with her large breasts
A man claims he was nearly killed after his girlfriend choked him with her large breasts, according to court proceedings.
A high-flying lawyer fled in terror naked after his girlfriend used her 38DD breasts in an attempt to kill him, a German court has heard. Tim Schmidt, 30, said his girlfriend, Franziska Hansen, 33, mounted her assault while they were having sex because she was jealous of his successful career. She denies the charge of attempted murder with a deadly weapon after the incident in the city of Unna in May. According to her, it was a sex game gone wrong and Schmidt panicked. He told the court he was admiring her large cleavage closely when she suddenly stuck his head between her breasts and squeezed hard. Schmidt was smothered and began to panic as he struggled to breathe, the court heard. Schmidt told the court: "I was sitting naked and I was kissing her breasts when suddenly grabbed my head in pushed it between her breasts and held my head with all her might. I could not breathe, I must have turned blue. I could not tear myself free and thought I was going to die." He managed to pull free from the clutches of his girlfriend and run naked into the street. A neighbor allowed him to call the police from his home. Hansen later admitted the plot during a phone conversation, he said. She said: "Treasure. I wanted your death to be as pleasant as possible." http://www.yourjewishnews.com/Pages/24114.aspx |
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11-27-2012, 04:49 PM | #19 |
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If he had died, would she have been charged with murDDer?
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Dis-gusting.
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I wonder if the prosecution will demand that the weapons be shown to the jury during the trial.
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IDK? Altho I will volunteer myself for the reenactment if need be.
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Those breasts don't look German.
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Assault with a ddeaddly weapon?
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