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Old 01-09-2012, 12:28 PM  
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My six year old daughter dropped the F-bomb for the first time last night
She is the sweetest kid you've ever met. She is well behaved and is considered pretty quiet; by all accounts, she is pretty much the perfect kid. Last night she jumped into our room, struck her best martial arts pose and with all the conviction she could muster proclaimed, "I'm a f'ing ninja!"
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:53 PM   #16
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I don't know why, but this girl reminds me of a mario brothers goomba
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:56 PM   #17
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:58 PM   #18
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Yeah, I would have lost my shit on that..... ...
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Old 01-09-2012, 12:59 PM   #19
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From the 'Hoodie Ninja' commericial?
I thought it was "horny ninja."
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:00 PM   #20
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when my youngest son was in 1st grade, he was trying to walk across the street to school (we just lived around the block in Colorado Springs) and he couldn't get around the fat crossing guard lady and told her "move your azz b!tch". Got a call an hour later from the school vice-principal, dropped the phone laughing.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:01 PM   #21
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My sis was about 4-5. We were riding with my mom to the grocery store. Some guy cuts us off and my sis promptly and very angrily said 'who does that ****er think he is.'

Thought my mom was going to drive into the ditch.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:08 PM   #22
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After I stopped laughing I would've spanked her little behind.
She might've gotten it away with it that one time though.
That's hilarious.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:19 PM   #23
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Awesome. Same type of thing happened to me when my son was about 4 or 5. We were at Burger King and he wanted to carry the tray. He grabbed it turned to me and asked "Where should we shit". He immediately knew what he did because his eyes got real big and started tearing up. I gave him a big hug and told him it was all right, just an accident. We laugh about it to this day.
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Old 01-09-2012, 01:33 PM   #24
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That's hilarious!! I'm glad you laughed too, you can easily explain when things settle down, but those are the stories you'll tell around family gatherings for many years to come, don't spit on that.
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:05 PM   #25
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Awesome. Same type of thing happened to me when my son was about 4 or 5. We were at Burger King and he wanted to carry the tray. He grabbed it turned to me and asked "Where should we shit". He immediately knew what he did because his eyes got real big and started tearing up. I gave him a big hug and told him it was all right, just an accident. We laugh about it to this day.
Should've said "Its all right Shit Happens"
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:07 PM   #26
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She is the sweetest kid you've ever met. She is well behaved and is considered pretty quiet; by all accounts, she is pretty much the perfect kid. Last night she jumped into our room, struck her best martial arts pose and with all the conviction she could muster proclaimed, "I'm a f'ing ninja!"


great story....i bet that was so darn funny.
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Old 01-09-2012, 02:22 PM   #28
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Pretty funny, after I had stopped laughing, I would make sure she understood why what she said was wrong.
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