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02-06-2006, 09:54 AM | #16 |
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Guys like that, you just got to freak them out and start asking him weird questions; for instance,
"Say, I was just thinking- today marks my second week straight without having to change this pair of boxers I'm wearing. Isn't that great? But, it's not a record yet. Once in college, I went a whole month without changing them. It was cool." If that doesn't work, ask him if he's met your friend Charlie. "No Rain Man, I haven't. Where is he?" "He's sitting next to you. On your left." Your annoying new friend looks to his left to see nothing but an empty barstool. "Uhhh, I don't see anyone." You look over at the empty barstool. "Hey Charlie. Don't be a stranger man. Say 'Hi' to our new friend here." If that doesn't get him to leave tell him then you're sh*t out of luck.
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02-06-2006, 10:32 AM | #17 |
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If that was the most annoying human in the world, I encountered the second most annoying human in the world.
Sitting at a sports bar, next to a group of about 30 pro hockey players. The smallest guy on the team proceeded to get drunk off his ass an hour before the game even started. By the time halftime arrived, he had managed to piss off about 60% of the 350+ capacity bar. Whether it be spilling his drink on you (I got that one), hitting on your woman right in front of your face, or stumbling into you multiple times, he was clearly out of control. Meanwhile, the rest of the team did nothing to keep him in check, and more often than not goaded him into his antics. Needless to say, it eventually erupted into an all out melee. Several hockey players learned that bar fights aren't hockey fights, and several bar patrons learned that hockey players know how to throw a punch. All because 30 guys couldn't keep their one drunk teammate with small dick syndrome from disrupting an entire bar full of people. Last edited by jspchief; 02-06-2006 at 10:49 AM.. |
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02-06-2006, 10:45 AM | #18 |
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I love it when guys like that show up. I can usually have them avoiding me within 5 minutes.
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02-06-2006, 11:04 AM | #20 | |
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1. Promising my wife that I won't fight anymore 2. My buddy owns the bar, and they needed help breaking things up. I took more of a temporary bouncer/peacekeeper role. |
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02-06-2006, 11:09 AM | #21 |
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Yeah - I'm pretty sure I met that dude.
Wives are pretty smart, it seems. I had a minor altercation that I'm pretty embarrassed about a few months back. It was a road rage style incident in which I was the angry one and an idiot kept slamming on the brakes in hopes I would hit him. He got his wish, several times over. He didn't anticipate having to stop for traffic. My wife wasn't very happy when told of the story, but this guy really had it coming. |
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I steer clear of road rage incidents from now on...We have a guy here in Denver who is up for MURDER charges 'cause he slammed on his brakes in a road rage incident which sent the guy behind him careening out of control in his SUV and ended up flying thru the air only to land on another SUV coming the other way. Both drivers died. Apparently, this guy has had a few prior incidents with road rage and the state of Colorado has decided to press murder charges against him. It's not worth it anymore...just let the pricks drive off and hopefully some day, they'll learn.
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02-06-2006, 11:17 AM | #24 | |
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Last night could have got ugly. The guy dumped a drink all over me, then about 15 minutes later did something that brought on a comment from a buddy of mine that likes to bounce his fist off people a little too much. If that kid didn't have 29 other hockey players there with him, he would have been taken out back to be "sobered up". As it were, the dumbass finally stumbled over to a corner of the bar and said the wrong thing to a less patient group of guys didn't know he had back-up. |
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02-06-2006, 11:19 AM | #25 |
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here's the deal, just have your own party. Invite everyone over early so all the chatting gets out of the way and poker, if that's your thing, that way by the time the game starts, everyone can focus. And also, if you have your own party, then you're in control of what dumbasses get invited...so you don't end up next to an attention whore.
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02-06-2006, 11:26 AM | #27 |
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what does this "in lieu of" halftime show entail?
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02-06-2006, 11:29 AM | #30 |
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I think I actually DID put my dick in the mashed potatoes.
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