Your first hour after winning $365 million. - Page 2

Wile_E_Coyote · 02-17-2006, 10:11 PM

think out my fake death & escape plan

Hydrae · 02-17-2006, 10:45 PM

Book my year long trip around the world. Another way of avoiding the idiots who are after my money.

DJJasonp · 02-17-2006, 10:53 PM

Can you possibly imagine the drive to the lotto headquarters to claim your prize????

That would be the most nerve-racking drive of your life.

5 miles under the speed limit....Call for a (paid) police escort?????

Could you fax your insurance agent a copy of the winning ticket and take out a 12 hour policy in case you or the ticket (or both) dont make it to the headquarters?????

tk13 · 02-17-2006, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DJJasonp

Can you possibly imagine the drive to the lotto headquarters to claim your prize????

That would be the most nerve-racking drive of your life.

5 miles under the speed limit....Call for a (paid) police escort?????

Could you fax your insurance agent a copy of the winning ticket and take out a 12 hour policy in case you or the ticket (or both) dont make it to the headquarters?????

"Man bubba, who farted?"

"I don't know, roll that thar winda down!"

"HEY! THE TICKET! THERE WENT THAR TICKET!"

NJ Chief Fan · 02-17-2006, 11:31 PM

IM RICH BIOTCH

sedated · 02-18-2006, 12:10 AM

I'd buy 60 beers, 60 joints, 60 lines of coke, 60 grams of shrooms, 60 pellets of mescaline, and 60 hookers and see if I lived to hour number 2...

Taco John · 02-18-2006, 12:57 PM

Two chicks at the same time.

**KcMizzou** · 02-18-2006, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

Two chicks at the same time.

Good answer.

I've always wanted to do that.

**Rain Man** · 02-18-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

Two chicks at the same time.

I would've included that as an option, but in the first hour I think the only available chicks would be meth whores. It would be better to wait a week and get supermodels.

Of course, being married, it probably wouldn't be worth paying $182.5 million for an evening with either meth whores or supermodels.

stevieray · 02-18-2006, 01:19 PM

Hire Chip Foose.

**Bwana** · 02-18-2006, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by stevieray

Hire Chip Foose.

To spiff up the van?

stevieray · 02-18-2006, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Bwana

To spiff up the van?

yup, that or a 64 or 65 Impala Wagon.

dude is mega talented.

Eleazar · 02-18-2006, 01:11 PM

If I ever became filthy, ridiculously rich I would definitely try to buy the Royals.

Sure-Oz · 02-18-2006, 01:15 PM

2 girls at the same time!

el borracho · 02-18-2006, 01:25 PM

The first thing I would do is ask my mother where she would like to live and then go house shopping with her.

Then I would move out of the US as quickly as I could. I would probably have a place somewhere in Costa Rica.

Then I would spend the rest of my life travelling.

View Poll Results: What THREE things will you do in your first hour after winning?
Bookmark web sites that show particularly nice Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Lotuses	10	12.82%
Call all of the people that I don’t like, and let them know that they aren’t getting a penny	6	7.69%
Call Skip and explain the difference between .00000000001 and zero	2	2.56%
Call some people I like, and invite them to a party that will make Malcolm Forbes blush	9	11.54%
Drive around and yell at passersby, “I won the Powerball! I won the Powerball!”	2	2.56%
Eat all of the butter in my fridge, because there’s no reason to ration it any more.	1	1.28%
Get so stinking drunk that I’ll die of alcohol poisoning, and they’ll find my body clutching the winning ticket.	4	5.13%
Go into immediate hiding to minimize the likelihood of being hit by lightning, meteors, or drive-bys	9	11.54%
Go onto the Internet and look up the purchase price of the Chiefs	18	23.08%
Go to a nearby bar and buy a round of drinks for everybody without explaining why.	18	23.08%
Go to the grocery store and buy that really expensive steak that I never buy due to the price	5	6.41%
Pawn the ticket.	1	1.28%
Plan my tax strategy	22	28.21%
Put on my most radical music at full volume and dance, dance, dance	12	15.38%
Putter around trying to find the perfect hiding place for the ticket until I can cash it in	11	14.10%
Remove all potential weapons from my home, because I don’t trust the people I live with.	4	5.13%
Roll around on the floor like Cowboys defensive end Larry Cole after Super Bowl VI (or whatever)	4	5.13%
Schedule a midnight flight to Vegas, which is sure to end badly, but I wouldn’t be thinking it through	11	14.10%
Sit down and read a good book. There’s no sense getting overwrought.	0	0%
Sit down at the computer and work up a financial investment plan	18	23.08%
Smoke a bowl (This one’s for you Quikssurfer.)	8	10.26%
Stand and scream. Nothing but scream. One long, glorious note. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"	12	15.38%
Start the most amazing, memorable thread in Chiefsplanet history	17	21.79%
Other (Please specify.)	10	12.82%
I would do nothing. I would be catatonic.	5	6.41%
I would do nothing. I'm Skip and I didn't buy a ticket.	1	1.28%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 78. You may not vote on this poll

02-17-2006, 10:11 PM	#1
Wile_E_Coyote avatar down for remodel Join Date: Jul 2001 Casino cash: $10004900	think out my fake death & escape plan
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02-17-2006, 10:45 PM	#2
Hydrae Sandbox: Leander Lasercats Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $1867000	Book my year long trip around the world. Another way of avoiding the idiots who are after my money.
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02-17-2006, 10:53 PM	#3
DJJasonp My work speaks for itself!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: So Cal Casino cash: $1435200	Can you possibly imagine the drive to the lotto headquarters to claim your prize???? That would be the most nerve-racking drive of your life. 5 miles under the speed limit....Call for a (paid) police escort????? Could you fax your insurance agent a copy of the winning ticket and take out a 12 hour policy in case you or the ticket (or both) dont make it to the headquarters????? __________________ Its easier to fool a man, than to convince a man he's been fooled.
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02-17-2006, 11:31 PM	#5
NJ Chief Fan DAMMIT CARL! Join Date: Mar 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	IM RICH BIOTCH
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02-18-2006, 12:57 PM	#7
Taco John Sapere Aude Join Date: Jun 2001 Casino cash: $3167937	Two chicks at the same time.
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02-18-2006, 01:19 PM	#10
stevieray best in the biz Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Under Pressure Casino cash: $2035273	Hire Chip Foose.
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02-18-2006, 01:11 PM	#13
Eleazar Beyond the Rapids Join Date: May 2003 Location: Langley, VA Casino cash: $-370000	If I ever became filthy, ridiculously rich I would definitely try to buy the Royals.
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02-18-2006, 01:25 PM	#15
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $5849148	The first thing I would do is ask my mother where she would like to live and then go house shopping with her. Then I would move out of the US as quickly as I could. I would probably have a place somewhere in Costa Rica. Then I would spend the rest of my life travelling.
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