John Lynch does shame to the AFC - Page 2

**RealSNR** · 04-15-2006, 03:54 PM

I was watching that "Battle of the Gridiron Allstars" where they take players from each conference and put them in different events. Larry Johnson is supposed to be on one of the next couple shows.

Anyway, Day 1 of this year's competition had a team of Peyton, Lynch, Hines Ward, Joey Porter, and Todd Heap. The AFC did a great job winning the first two events. They lost the fishing contest only because Eli on the NFC caught most of his team's fish.

So then we get to the obstacle course. The AFC has better times on 3 of the 4 rounds. Except for Lynch's round.

John Lynch looked like a dipshit on the monkey bars, which slowed him down a lot, and also managed to **** them up, earning the AFC a 5-second penalty. He's slow on the slolam run (as he is in every kind of run) and when he finally gets to the wall climb, he tries 3 or 4 times to get his old ass up the wall, but keeps coming up short. Clinton Portis wasn't doing too hot on that wall either, but he at least managed to eventually climb over it. No, John Lynch didn't even make it over the wall. He ran around it and took a 10-second penalty.

The AFC lost by 5 seconds.

John Lynch needs to get kicked in the balls by the other members of his AFC team, because he has brought shame to this conference.

Joe Seahawk · 04-15-2006, 05:18 PM

I think it's quite clear that since the Seahawks left, the NFC has superior athletes...

**RealSNR** · 04-15-2006, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Seahawk

I think it's quite clear that since the Seahawks left, the NFC has superior athletes...

I think it's more because you guys dumped John Lynch from your conference

**RealSNR** · 04-15-2006, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

Dump on Lynch all you want. He's a better tackler than anyone on our secondary...

Sammy Knight is the same kind of safety as Lynch. He's smart, excellent tackler, but slow as ****

milkman · 04-15-2006, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by chiefsfaninNC

This show must not be affiliated with the NFL in any way. First time a Donkey player has cheated and been penalized for it.

Pretty good, n00b.

VonneMarie · 04-15-2006, 06:27 PM

LJ pretty much smoked his NFC opponet on the obstacle course. I saw it on the previews.

**Rain Man** · 04-15-2006, 10:23 PM

Lynch should've run over and head-butted Portis before he could get over the wall.

04-15-2006, 03:54 PM
RealSNR Special Teams ACE!!! Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Where the hell is SNR Casino cash: $1800208	John Lynch does shame to the AFC I was watching that "Battle of the Gridiron Allstars" where they take players from each conference and put them in different events. Larry Johnson is supposed to be on one of the next couple shows. Anyway, Day 1 of this year's competition had a team of Peyton, Lynch, Hines Ward, Joey Porter, and Todd Heap. The AFC did a great job winning the first two events. They lost the fishing contest only because Eli on the NFC caught most of his team's fish. So then we get to the obstacle course. The AFC has better times on 3 of the 4 rounds. Except for Lynch's round. John Lynch looked like a dipshit on the monkey bars, which slowed him down a lot, and also managed to **** them up, earning the AFC a 5-second penalty. He's slow on the slolam run (as he is in every kind of run) and when he finally gets to the wall climb, he tries 3 or 4 times to get his old ass up the wall, but keeps coming up short. Clinton Portis wasn't doing too hot on that wall either, but he at least managed to eventually climb over it. No, John Lynch didn't even make it over the wall. He ran around it and took a 10-second penalty. The AFC lost by 5 seconds. John Lynch needs to get kicked in the balls by the other members of his AFC team, because he has brought shame to this conference.
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04-15-2006, 05:18 PM	#16
Joe Seahawk This place entertains.. Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Seattle Casino cash: $6694435	I think it's quite clear that since the Seahawks left, the NFC has superior athletes...
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04-15-2006, 06:27 PM	#20
VonneMarie Don't look over here Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $10008987	LJ pretty much smoked his NFC opponet on the obstacle course. I saw it on the previews.
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04-15-2006, 10:23 PM	#21
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Lynch should've run over and head-butted Portis before he could get over the wall. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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