Life What's the most bold sexual advance a female's ever made toward you? - Page 2

wutamess · 09-20-2009, 02:03 AM

Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to

you right?"

milkman · 09-20-2009, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PatPatriot

A fat chick wearing too much makeup gave me too much change after I paid for my Slurpee...

Is that a tricky way of saying she didn't swallow?

Simply Red · 09-20-2009, 07:39 AM

She said:

"I want you to take me home and **** me on the floor."

**Fire Me Boy!** · 09-20-2009, 07:39 AM

Chick in college went full hand up my shorts pants leg in the movie theater. Got the **** outta there, was NOT interested in her. It was a group of friends out at the movie. Still have no desire to see The Fan again.

Simply Red · 09-20-2009, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Got Grbac

YOU'RE BLACK

shut up and go play in the sand with your brother!

ArrowheadHawk · 09-20-2009, 08:06 AM

I was a manager at a retail store and one of the cashiers said " Hey you like to **** your cashiers right. Wanna go out.". I didn't last too long as a manager though. The higher management frowned at that sort of thing.

Stewie · 09-20-2009, 08:08 AM

A chick that I only knew as an acquaintance flashed her tits at me during a party. She was average looking with a rocking body, what was I to do? Hot pursuit! I later found out a buddy of mine saw her flash me.

I was also propositioned during a bowling league a few years back. She pulled no punches. She said something like, "I'd like to **** you and I know where we can go." I was floored. I was seeing someone at the time and politely said no. She stared at me the rest of the night. I think she had a screw loose.

**Bane** · 09-20-2009, 08:12 AM

One of my friends girl friends told me long ago that she thought of me when they had sex.....No I never messed with her.I never told him about it either,it would have killed him.Last I heard their still together and have kids and the whole bunch so Im glad things went the way they did.She was blonde anyway.I only dig brunettes.

cardken · 09-20-2009, 08:28 AM

Back in college, I worked at a liquor store PT. And a girl I worked with and I hooked up one night. The next day at work I was in the beer cooler stocking, she came back to visit. she asked me, "Do you the difference between Sugar and Sweet and Low?" I answered, "What?". She then kissed me on the lips and said "that is Suger." And then undid my pants and gave me head "and said this is Sweet and Low."
Never had a great blowjob till you've had one sitting on cold 24 pks and getting blown , while passers by might catch a glimpse while getting their Beer. LOL.

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-20-2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by cardken

Back in college, I worked at a liquor store PT. And a girl I worked with and I hooked up one night. The next day at work I was in the beer cooler stocking, she came back to visit. she asked me, "Do you the difference between Sugar and Sweet and Low?" I answered, "What?". She then kissed me on the lips and said "that is Suger." And then undid my pants and gave me head "and said this is Sweet and Low."
Never had a great blowjob till you've had one sitting on cold 24 pks and getting blown , while passers by might catch a glimpse while getting their Beer. LOL.

**BigRedChief** · 09-20-2009, 08:41 AM

Is this Penthouse forum letters? You know they pay about $1,500 - $2000 a piece. We could use this as a fundraiser for the Planet?

**BigMeatballDave** · 09-20-2009, 08:41 AM

This could probably be merged with the "Women are Whores" thread...

Simply Red · 09-20-2009, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave

This could probably be merged with the "Women are Whores" thread...

not sure if that was meant to be funny, but,

manchambo · 09-20-2009, 09:08 AM

When I was in law school my wife and I lived in a very sketchy area right on the border between Berkeley and Oakland. I was walking home from the BART station (which was a couple of blocks from our apartment) sort of late one night coming home from a party.

A middle-aged black woman with no teeth, who looked like she had been sleeping outside for some time, walked up to me and mumbled something. I didn't understand so I said "pardon?" The only word I made out the second time was "head." I said no thanks, and walked home as quickly as possible.

PS We moved to another apartment shortly thereafter.

PPS I always wondered if I made a mistake, given that she had no teeth.

Marcellus · 09-20-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

I had a young Sow that would back straight up to my crotch with her ears erect. Of course I had to let her down , she's now sausage. I couldn't take the sexual harassment.

**Saul Good** · 09-20-2009, 09:42 AM

When I was in college, I went to an Oktoberfest festival. Two women asked me to turn around, so I did. One of them then said, "Yep. We're definitely taking you home tonight." One was probably in her late twenties. The other was in her late thirties or early forties. I told them that I wasn't interested (trying to score with one of the girls I went to the festival with). The older one got pissed off and started acting rude. Eventually they left. I didn't score with the girl I wanted although we did eventually hook up once or twice.

09-20-2009, 02:03 AM
wutamess MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Lee's Summit Casino cash: $4711637	What's the most bold sexual advance a female's ever made toward you? Mine would have to be an old grab ass friend from around the block saw me at the club and said, "you know I've always wanted to you right?"
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09-20-2009, 07:39 AM	#17
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	She said: "I want you to take me home and **** me on the floor."
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09-20-2009, 07:39 AM	#18
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	Chick in college went full hand up my shorts pants leg in the movie theater. Got the **** outta there, was NOT interested in her. It was a group of friends out at the movie. Still have no desire to see The Fan again.
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09-20-2009, 08:06 AM	#20
ArrowheadHawk Rock Chalk! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Topeka, KS Casino cash: $7744961	I was a manager at a retail store and one of the cashiers said " Hey you like to **** your cashiers right. Wanna go out.". I didn't last too long as a manager though. The higher management frowned at that sort of thing.
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09-20-2009, 08:08 AM	#21
Stewie MVP Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West of the Equator Casino cash: $-1770099	A chick that I only knew as an acquaintance flashed her tits at me during a party. She was average looking with a rocking body, what was I to do? Hot pursuit! I later found out a buddy of mine saw her flash me. I was also propositioned during a bowling league a few years back. She pulled no punches. She said something like, "I'd like to **** you and I know where we can go." I was floored. I was seeing someone at the time and politely said no. She stared at me the rest of the night. I think she had a screw loose.
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09-20-2009, 08:12 AM	#22
Bane C.H.I.E.F.S Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: **** your face Casino cash: $10005055	One of my friends girl friends told me long ago that she thought of me when they had sex.....No I never messed with her.I never told him about it either,it would have killed him.Last I heard their still together and have kids and the whole bunch so Im glad things went the way they did.She was blonde anyway.I only dig brunettes.
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09-20-2009, 08:28 AM	#23
cardken Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Casino cash: $10004900	Back in college, I worked at a liquor store PT. And a girl I worked with and I hooked up one night. The next day at work I was in the beer cooler stocking, she came back to visit. she asked me, "Do you the difference between Sugar and Sweet and Low?" I answered, "What?". She then kissed me on the lips and said "that is Suger." And then undid my pants and gave me head "and said this is Sweet and Low." Never had a great blowjob till you've had one sitting on cold 24 pks and getting blown , while passers by might catch a glimpse while getting their Beer. LOL. __________________ This country can't be knocked out in one punch. We get right back up again and when we do the world is going to hear the roar of our engines. Yeah. It's halftime, America. And our second half is about to begin.
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09-20-2009, 08:41 AM	#26
BigMeatballDave GBM 8-12-15 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Dayton, Oh. Casino cash: $10052154	This could probably be merged with the "Women are Whores" thread...
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09-20-2009, 09:08 AM	#28
manchambo MVP Join Date: Dec 2005 Casino cash: $8682156	When I was in law school my wife and I lived in a very sketchy area right on the border between Berkeley and Oakland. I was walking home from the BART station (which was a couple of blocks from our apartment) sort of late one night coming home from a party. A middle-aged black woman with no teeth, who looked like she had been sleeping outside for some time, walked up to me and mumbled something. I didn't understand so I said "pardon?" The only word I made out the second time was "head." I said no thanks, and walked home as quickly as possible. PS We moved to another apartment shortly thereafter. PPS I always wondered if I made a mistake, given that she had no teeth.
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09-20-2009, 09:42 AM	#30
Saul Good Quit your bullshit Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Bored of winning Casino cash: $10052799	When I was in college, I went to an Oktoberfest festival. Two women asked me to turn around, so I did. One of them then said, "Yep. We're definitely taking you home tonight." One was probably in her late twenties. The other was in her late thirties or early forties. I told them that I wasn't interested (trying to score with one of the girls I went to the festival with). The older one got pissed off and started acting rude. Eventually they left. I didn't score with the girl I wanted although we did eventually hook up once or twice. __________________ Today is not a good day to be a pussy.
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