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Wasted away again...
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Hate licking envelopes? Not any more!
I present to you....
Bacon flavored envelope adhesive! Quote:
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"Think BOOM!"
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I can think of a few other flavors that would I wouldn't licking, but I'm too much of a gentleman to mention them.
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Because I can
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You are obviously not heterosexual.....bacon is used as currency in some cultures.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Fish are scared of me
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Sorry guys, but I supply the stuff this company is tainting the envelopes with. It all started as a joke on one of their buddies, but it quickly caught on and turned into a booming business so they kept the source quiet.
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Just wait for the one idiot to die from poisoning due to "excessive licking." Then the family will sue for "emotional damage" and get millions out of the deal. It is friggin glue, it is supposed to taste bad. If you want to taste bacon, then fry some bacon and make yourself a bacon sandwich. Bacon and glue do not mix for a reason.
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A bowl of salt would be another flavor for them to consider.
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Our postmaster used to tell customers "I can sell you the stamps bt I can't lick them for you. I don't have a licker license"
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Duct tape
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They should make it taste like pussy. Guys wouldn't leave the house.
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self adhesive FTW
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Please speak your mind
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Just be grateful they don't smell like Manginos ass after eating at the China Star
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