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02-16-2010, 03:10 PM | #1 |
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Oh, and by the way, Axe spray has entirely too much alcohol. Try to find a spray with no alcohol.
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Quote:
Some Parfumers offer a scented talc powder.
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02-16-2010, 03:12 PM | #3 |
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02-16-2010, 03:13 PM | #4 |
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I generally only get swampass golfing, hiking, or working outside in the hottest of weather. In any case, I'm in no mood to try to score at that point anyhow, I just want A/C and a cold beer. Shower, that is all.
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02-16-2010, 03:16 PM | #5 |
Take a Chill Pill
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Sometimes you cant help it in the 115 degree heat.
Solution: Move to Olathe. |
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02-16-2010, 03:18 PM | #6 |
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The **** is swampass?
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02-16-2010, 03:32 PM | #7 |
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02-16-2010, 03:20 PM | #8 |
Kind of a mod
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I don't believe I have ever powdered or deodorized my ass. That seems really odd.
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02-16-2010, 03:21 PM | #9 |
SHOCKERS BABY!
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SNL did a skit for "Ass Don't Smell"
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/92/92eass.phtml Ass Don't Smell Bob.....Kevin Nealon Male Co-Worker #1.....Rob Schneider Male Co-Worker #2.....David Spade Male Co-Worker #3.....Tim Meadows Bob: Let me bring you up to date on the Civic Center project.. Male Co-Worker #1: [ sniffing the air ] Did somebody step in something? Bob: I had Ted draw these up over the weekend.. Male Co-Worker #1: Oh, come on! Doesn't anybody else smell it? [ turns around and disgusts tow other co-workers with the smell from his ass ] Bob: I think we've finally solved the underground garage problem.. Male Co-Worker #1: I'm sorry. I can't concentrate. Can't we do this over the phone? Male Co-Worker #2: Yes! [ everyone leaves the office, leaving confused ] [ SUPER: The Next Day ] Bob: [ notices Ass Don't Smell canister on his desk ] Ass Don't Smell? [ thinking ] Hmm.. maybe osmebody's trying to tell me something.. Announcer: Scrubbing doesn't work; perfumes only cover it up; and who has the time to soak? Forget all that junk, and step up to Ass Don't Smell. [ SUPER: A Week Later ] Male Co-Worker #3: Hey, Bob! Congratulations on the Civic Center project! Bob: Thanks! Male Co-Worker #3: [ notices canister in Bob's locker ] Huh? Ass Don't Smell? But your ass doesn't smell. Bob: [ smiling confidently ] Exactly. Announcer: Ass Don't Smell. The name says it all. Now, in new tamper-proof package. |
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02-16-2010, 03:23 PM | #10 |
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someone must not wipe correctly or something ... just take a shower before you go out.
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02-16-2010, 03:27 PM | #11 |
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GUYZ TRUST ME,
Bitches don't wanna smell your ass when they're dealing hummers. TRUST ME!
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02-16-2010, 03:29 PM | #12 |
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02-16-2010, 03:29 PM | #13 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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02-16-2010, 03:31 PM | #14 |
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Define "swamp-ass." The ass is right there, the next door over. Should it smell like shit, no, should it be floral, no.
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02-16-2010, 03:35 PM | #15 |
Hello
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VARSITY
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two things..
1st. Swamp ass can also be called Goo Butt... and if you dont take care of it, it will turn into Chapped Ass... which is not pleasant.. 2nd. |
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