Life Dinner, dollars, dating, and d'prostitution: Defining da demarcation.. - Page 2

**Rain Man** · 04-05-2012, 10:42 AM

This thread draws its origins from the "sex for cheeseburgers" thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258094

Okay, most of us can probably agree that asking someone to give you money in exchange for sexual favors is prostitution.

Most of us can also probably agree that if you meet a woman and take her to dinner, and then things happen afterward that can only be alluded to on network television, it's not prostitution.

Somewhere in the middle, there's a line. It's prostitution if you do this, but it's not if you do that.

So where is that line?

To facilitate the discussion, I present to you a scenario, and will offer a number of poll options asking you whether or not it represents a prostitution offer. I appreciate your cooperation.

The scenario is this: you meet a woman (or other gender of your choice) in a setting that's not completely immune to prostitution, but not a harlot festival, either. So it's not a truck stop parking lot or a nudie bar, but it's also not a conference on the economics of shipping iron ore or a Baptist wedding. For the sake of discussion, let's say that it's in line at a 7/11 or on a bench at a nice local park. She then utters a statement to be described in the poll.

Poll forthcoming, and I know, hurry up because you don't have all day and you have other customers to satisfy.

Extra Point · 04-05-2012, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief

ok ok, I don't mean to take things off-topic but I also don't want to start a new thread for this... so the other day I get a text message from a girl who I met at a bar... I have met the girl one time, exchanged numbers, now we are friends on Facebook and that is it.. no other interactions have occurred. SO, the text message reads as follows "U in town? Me and my friend have beer and want something fun"

What the hell does that mean exactly? (oh and being slightly afraid, I lied and said I was not in town) At first glance it sounds like she thinks I am a drug dealer... but I distinctly remember telling her I am in the computer field. Am I the "something fun" referred to? Oh and just to be clear before you chastise me, she has a 9/10 body but only about a 6/10 face and I have no idea what her "friend" is.

--Kyle(feeling like a prostitute myself)

If her friend has a 1/10 for a body and 4/10 for a face, then you can say you slept with a 10?

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Stewie · 04-05-2012, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief

ok ok, I don't mean to take things off-topic but I also don't want to start a new thread for this... so the other day I get a text message from a girl who I met at a bar... I have met the girl one time, exchanged numbers, now we are friends on Facebook and that is it.. no other interactions have occurred. SO, the text message reads as follows "U in town? Me and my friend have beer and want something fun"

What the hell does that mean exactly? (oh and being slightly afraid, I lied and said I was not in town) At first glance it sounds like she thinks I am a drug dealer... but I distinctly remember telling her I am in the computer field. Am I the "something fun" referred to? Oh and just to be clear before you chastise me, she has a 9/10 body but only about a 6/10 face and I have no idea what her "friend" is.

--Kyle(feeling like a prostitute myself)

I think you're in your 30s and act like a 17 year old.

Hammock Parties · 04-05-2012, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief

ok ok, I don't mean to take things off-topic but I also don't want to start a new thread for this... so the other day I get a text message from a girl who I met at a bar... I have met the girl one time, exchanged numbers, now we are friends on Facebook and that is it.. no other interactions have occurred. SO, the text message reads as follows "U in town? Me and my friend have beer and want something fun"

What the hell does that mean exactly? (oh and being slightly afraid, I lied and said I was not in town) At first glance it sounds like she thinks I am a drug dealer... but I distinctly remember telling her I am in the computer field. Am I the "something fun" referred to? Oh and just to be clear before you chastise me, she has a 9/10 body but only about a 6/10 face and I have no idea what her "friend" is.

--Kyle(feeling like a prostitute myself)

She either wants sex or drugs.

Potentially both.

**AustinChief** · 04-05-2012, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

I think you're in your 30s and act like a 17 year old.

Well that's awfully judgmental of you. Not exactly sure what I did that offends you here. I met a girl, exchanged number and then got bizarre text. I then asked for feedback on said bizarre text. Well **** me... I must be reeruned.

**AustinChief** · 04-05-2012, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satanic Goat

She either wants sex or drugs.

Potentially both.

yeah, it REALLY sounds like some sort of drug thing... which is hard for me to imagine ANYONE thinking I would be a "drug" person in any way.

**Rain Man** · 04-05-2012, 03:44 PM

If I know women, and I don't, then they have beer and they need a ride to that big swimming hole near Austin so they can meet guys who are bad for them.

Stewie · 04-05-2012, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief

Well that's awfully judgmental of you. Not exactly sure what I did that offends you here. I met a girl, exchanged number and then got bizarre text. I then asked for feedback on said bizarre text. Well **** me... I must be reeruned.

How could I possibly be offended? I'm just saying that your posts about women (not just this one) are immature for a guy in his 30s.

"Oh, she sent me a weird text!"
"Isn't that like passing a note in high school English?"
"Yeah, but it's 2012 technology so I have it all figured out! Claython! I need help!"

**AustinChief** · 04-05-2012, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

How could I possibly be offended? I'm just saying that your posts about women (not just this one) are immature for a guy in his 30s.

"Oh, she sent me a weird text!"
"Isn't that like passing a note in high school English?"
"Yeah, but it's 2012 technology so I have it all figured out! Claython! I need help!"

Of course they are immature, it's a god damn football BBS. If you think I am going to share deep emotional details here, you're insane. The only side of things you will hear here are the funny/interesting SHALLOW stories. I found that text to be bizarre and thought I would throw it out there for interpretation. Sorry it didn't pass muster for you, but I was hoping others here may have opinions on the subject.

Brock · 04-05-2012, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief

ok ok, I don't mean to take things off-topic but I also don't want to start a new thread for this... so the other day I get a text message from a girl who I met at a bar... I have met the girl one time, exchanged numbers, now we are friends on Facebook and that is it.. no other interactions have occurred. SO, the text message reads as follows "U in town? Me and my friend have beer and want something fun"

What the hell does that mean exactly? (oh and being slightly afraid, I lied and said I was not in town) At first glance it sounds like she thinks I am a drug dealer... but I distinctly remember telling her I am in the computer field. Am I the "something fun" referred to? Oh and just to be clear before you chastise me, she has a 9/10 body but only about a 6/10 face and I have no idea what her "friend" is.

--Kyle(feeling like a prostitute myself)

It was an offer.

whoman69 · 04-05-2012, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief

Of course they are immature, it's a god damn football BBS. If you think I am going to share deep emotional details here, you're insane. The only side of things you will hear here are the funny/interesting SHALLOW stories. I found that text to be bizarre and thought I would throw it out there for interpretation. Sorry it didn't pass muster for you, but I was hoping others here may have opinions on the subject.

Oh come on, share. We won't make fun. Really.

tmax63 · 04-05-2012, 06:23 PM

All women are prostitutes. Some are just more expensive than others, up to a price tag of 1/2 of everything you have forever.

crispystl · 04-05-2012, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

It was an offer.

Dude, seriously you have to pounce on that, and if she is looking for drugs oh well send her on her way. That's totally a low risk- high reward scenario.

crispystl · 04-05-2012, 07:40 PM

Plus if she knows you're in the computer field I doubt she associates you with drugs dude lol (no offense they just don't seem conducive to each other)

crispystl · 04-05-2012, 07:41 PM

"This dude works in IT you know he has the fire blow"

can you see the irony?

keg in kc · 04-05-2012, 08:13 PM

I cannot vote because women never talk to me.

View Poll Results: Check each statement that you think IS an offer of prostitution, per scenario in OP.
You give me forty bucks. I give you a ride that’s not found in Disneyland. Deal? (Smacking gum.)	40	88.89%
I’ll bounce on your pogo stick for forty bucks. Oh, and buy me a couple of double cheeseburgers first, okay, honey?	38	84.44%
Give me two double cheeseburgers and forty bucks and I’ll let you storm my trenches.	37	82.22%
Give me two double cheeseburgers and you can climb aboard me like Amtrak. Tips are appreciated, like maybe forty bucks.	38	84.44%
Buy me some dinner and I’ll show my appreciation with a little mattress ballet.	24	53.33%
If you’ll take me to dinner, there’s a good chance that we will make the beast with two backs afterwards.	12	26.67%
I’d love it if you bought me dinner. And guys who buy me dinner stand a good chance of getting lucky.	11	24.44%
Food makes me really horny. Would you buy me dinner? [wink]	9	20.00%
If you bought me dinner, I would consider giving you dessert. [batting eyes]	8	17.78%
If we go to dinner and hit it off well, who knows where it could lead?	7	15.56%
I’d love to flirt with you over dinner. You’re buying.	7	15.56%
I could sure use some dinner. And I think you’re kind of cute.	5	11.11%
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. Thanks for asking, and because you’re so nice I’m going to let you play doctor with me.	6	13.33%
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. Thanks for asking, and if things go well…(arched eyebrows and smile)	6	13.33%
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. I was hoping you would ask.	5	11.11%
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. Thanks for asking. The food back at the convent gets really boring sometimes.	7	15.56%
I cannot vote because women never talk to me.	5	11.11%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 45. You may not vote on this poll

04-05-2012, 10:42 AM
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $3038491 VARSITY	Dinner, dollars, dating, and d'prostitution: Defining da demarcation.. This thread draws its origins from the "sex for cheeseburgers" thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258094 Okay, most of us can probably agree that asking someone to give you money in exchange for sexual favors is prostitution. Most of us can also probably agree that if you meet a woman and take her to dinner, and then things happen afterward that can only be alluded to on network television, it's not prostitution. Somewhere in the middle, there's a line. It's prostitution if you do this, but it's not if you do that. So where is that line? To facilitate the discussion, I present to you a scenario, and will offer a number of poll options asking you whether or not it represents a prostitution offer. I appreciate your cooperation. The scenario is this: you meet a woman (or other gender of your choice) in a setting that's not completely immune to prostitution, but not a harlot festival, either. So it's not a truck stop parking lot or a nudie bar, but it's also not a conference on the economics of shipping iron ore or a Baptist wedding. For the sake of discussion, let's say that it's in line at a 7/11 or on a bench at a nice local park. She then utters a statement to be described in the poll. Poll forthcoming, and I know, hurry up because you don't have all day and you have other customers to satisfy.
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04-05-2012, 03:44 PM	#21
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04-05-2012, 06:23 PM	#26
tmax63 Veteran Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Colorado Casino cash: $3090400	All women are prostitutes. Some are just more expensive than others, up to a price tag of 1/2 of everything you have forever. __________________ An armed member of society is a citizen, an unarmed member is a subject.
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04-05-2012, 07:40 PM	#28
crispystl MVP Join Date: Jun 2004 Casino cash: $1415140	Plus if she knows you're in the computer field I doubt she associates you with drugs dude lol (no offense they just don't seem conducive to each other)
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04-05-2012, 07:41 PM	#29
crispystl MVP Join Date: Jun 2004 Casino cash: $1415140	"This dude works in IT you know he has the fire blow" can you see the irony?
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04-05-2012, 08:13 PM	#30
keg in kc oxymoron Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: OP/KC/Whatever Casino cash: $9556299	I cannot vote because women never talk to me.
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