Personal Bragging: My 50th Donut

[Fire Me Boy!]

Last Saturday's visit to Dunkin Donuts (in 42 degree temps in the rain, I might add) was my 50th donut eaten since I started my hobby in November 2013.

My vital statistics are:

Completed donuts in 12 donut shops so far (3 Dunkin Donuts, 2 Krispy Kremes, 4 Doughnut Heavens, and 3 Donuts D Lite)

Median pace = 4.1 donuts per store
Median pace in flat, one-level stores = 3.6 per store
Fastest pace = 7 per store (Doughnut Heaven – traditional glazed, one level)
Slowest pace = 1 per store (Dunkin Donut – bear claw, three levels, 30 stairs from first floor to third floor, and it was sooo good.)

14 have been at 1st floor, 1-10 feet (Median pace = 3.6)
21 have been at 2nd floor, 10-20 feet (Median pace = 4.1)
9 have been at 3rd floor, 20-30 feet (Median pace = 3.2)
9 have been to go orders at varying heights (Median pace = 3.3)

26 have been more or less powdered donuts (powdered sugar, cocoa, cinnamon and sugar)
12 have had moderate frosting, like a glazed donut or cake donut
6 have had strong filling levels, like a jelly donut
9 have had major fillings like a Long John or an apple fritter

3 trips to stores were completed in the rain and 1 in snow.

I've only vomited once, and it wasn't in the rain or snow. (It was a tainted Fluffernutter cruller)

24 were primarily vanilla
6 were primarily chocolate
20 were varying fruits and flavorings

I've gone the wrong way on checkout lines 4 times, but only twice did it for more than 30 seconds. The worst mistake added 10 minutes to my visit.

I've also had 2 1-donut trips and a Boston Crème donut in there, so that's 53 donuts in 27 days.

[Graystoke]

With a Median pace of 4.1 donuts per store that is above Romeo Crennels Median of 4.0.
Nicely done Sir.

[RealSNR]

Running ****ing sucks.

Donuts are awesome.

[Tombstone RJ]

I admire your dedication...

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by SNR

Running ****ing sucks.

Donuts are awesome.

[Frazod]

Too fat/Omaha

[trndobrd]

That's a tremendous commitment. I used to average 4.3 donuts per store, but four years ago I pulled my duodenum. Incredibly painful and no breakfast pastries for six month. Now I can't have more than 1.5 donuts at a store, and that's if I warm up with a couple croissants first.

[Strongside]

"Honey, have you seen my sweat pants? I'm gonna go to the donut shop after I get off of chiefsplanet."

[AndChiefs]

I have a concern. While apple fritters do you have apple glaze I don't believe they have a filling.

Please investigate this dramatic oversight as it calls your entire post into question. I'm beginning to wonder if you've ever even had a donut.

[Tombstone RJ]

my goodness, is there anything better than a fresh apple fritter? I might have the speed eating record for those friggen things.

[Tombstone RJ]

Beer, Bacon, Donuts. The trifecta, it is complete.

[Strongside]

So, I have to admit. I hadn't seen the marathon thread. I thought this was real. I was wondering how FMB wasn't in a diabetic coma.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

is this a cry for help?

I think FMB needs to check out the weight loss thread!

[Hammock Parties]

Someone please do this with chicks.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Originally Posted by AndChiefs

I have a concern. While apple fritters do you have apple glaze I don't believe they have a filling.

Please investigate this dramatic oversight as it calls your entire post into question. I'm beginning to wonder if you've ever even had a donut.

You don't know. Shut up.

[seclark]

I've had apple fritters w/chunks of apple in them. does that count as filling?
at least I think they're chunks of apples...
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