Nebraska Best way to cook toast? - Page 3

**Buck** · 12-05-2010, 03:08 AM

I got some bread but I'm all out of meat and cheese, so I figured I'd cook some toast.

What should I do?

bowener · 12-06-2010, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater

Oh god. Brought back many high school moments... about forgot this existed.

BIG_DADDY · 12-06-2010, 02:04 AM

Blow torch

Crush · 12-06-2010, 02:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush

1. Toast it
2. Smother some creme fraiche on that son of a bitch.

So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? **** yeah.

**Buck** · 12-06-2010, 02:15 AM

I cant figure out how to make the bread

Hog's Gone Fishin · 12-06-2010, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I cant figure out how to make the bread

Who cares! You and the Chargers both figured out how to choke on a cockmeat sandwich tho.

Saccopoo · 12-06-2010, 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I cant figure out how to make the bread

Water, yeast, salt, sugar, flour.

****ing moron.

**Gonzo** · 12-06-2010, 04:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush

So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? **** yeah.

Oooo **** yeah, that's ****ing hot.
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JD10367 · 12-06-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush

So, did you put some creme fraiche on that bitch? **** yeah.

(New York accent, grabbing crotch)

"Yo! I gots yer creme fresh right hear, buddy!"

**Bane** · 12-06-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer

Who cares! You and the Chargers both figured out how to choke on a cockmeat sandwich tho.

They don't need bread when there is cock involved.

Crush · 12-06-2010, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck

I cant figure out how to make the bread

You are definitely missing out.

Crush · 12-06-2010, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

(New York accent, grabbing crotch)

"Yo! I gots yer creme fresh right hear, buddy!"

How about I put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!!!

JD10367 · 12-06-2010, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Crush

How about I put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!!!

As long as you're buying dinner, I'm cool with it.

Crush · 12-06-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JD10367

As long as you're buying dinner, I'm cool with it.

On second thought, I am going to rescind the invitation. I do not want to cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity.

patteeu · 12-06-2010, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Buck

Best way to cook toast?

Hire Norv Turner as your chef.

Chiefspants · 12-06-2010, 09:51 AM

Oh man, I'm in a similar dilemma, I'm all out of bread, but I'm loaded on Meat and Cheese. My problem is that I have been trying to butter my meat for the last hour without any success. Buck, can you offer me any wisdom in my time of need?

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