Your Daily Porn Movie Description

[Easy 6]

Not long ago I started looking at the descriptions for pay per view porn flics out of sheer boredom and curiosity (I'll certainly never buy one at $10-15 a pop)... and most of them are the most insanely ridiculous things on the face of the planet, an 8th grader would have a hard time being so juvenile and shallow.

Its frankly embarrassing... but also hilarious in a very juvenile way.

So I will update this thread daily with the worst one I can find, if you find one that's good for a raunchy chuckle, post it up.

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

I was curious about that as well. They say it's a multi-billion dollar business, some dumb ****s are buying it no matter what.

On the topic of porn business models, I went into a convenience store the other day and noticed that they had a top shelf of covered-up magazines a la Hustler and Penthouse. I honestly didn't even know that porn magazines existed any more. I thought they'd all disappeared.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by Baby Lee

70s porn theme royalty

For the win.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

It's the opposite for me, there's only so many times you can jerk it to fake dry humping. lol

Fake dry humping? What?

[Baby Lee]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

For the win.

Taboo II has the edge because just a few tweaks of the lyrics and you have a Christian Pop anthem, but as is it's a song about brother****ing.

[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by -King-

Fake dry humping? What?

Those late night skinamax movies don't have real penetration, they just dry hump.

[-King-]

Originally Posted by PackerinMo

Those late night skinamax movies don't have real penetration, they just dry hump.

That's....not what he was talking about. At all.
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[Pepe Silvia]

Originally Posted by -King-

That's....not what he was talking about. At all.
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Dude you're a ****ing dick. Every post I make you show up and get smart, wtf is your problem?