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12-07-2012, 05:50 PM | #31 |
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how much is rent in your section 5 housing?
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12-07-2012, 05:51 PM | #32 |
Ain't no relax!
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White person living in Crackerville Heights.
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12-07-2012, 05:51 PM | #33 |
**** you, you cretin.
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Why would you want to live in the ghetto?
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12-07-2012, 05:52 PM | #34 |
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If the guy left in cuffs, this does seem to be the perfect moment to attempt a score with the woman.
Or if you don't like her, beat her up and then you and the husband can corroborate each other's stories that she attacked first.
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12-07-2012, 05:52 PM | #35 |
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I suppose the cops will want to talk to me. The squad car is still out there.
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12-07-2012, 05:53 PM | #36 |
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yell up "kill that bitch already!"
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12-07-2012, 05:53 PM | #37 |
**** you, you cretin.
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12-07-2012, 05:53 PM | #38 |
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot OVER!
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Answer the door naked!
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12-07-2012, 05:53 PM | #39 |
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12-07-2012, 05:55 PM | #41 |
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so $50 a month?
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12-07-2012, 05:55 PM | #42 |
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She needs a hero...
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12-07-2012, 05:55 PM | #43 |
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12-07-2012, 05:57 PM | #44 |
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Heh.
I remember my first Apartment. We had a neighbor that would have some crazy sex. Like, the entire complex could hear it. White woman. Black man. It'd happen once or twice a month. All you would hear is "**** ME, **** ME, OH MY GAWD, YES, YES!"
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12-07-2012, 05:57 PM | #45 |
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Welp, cops left without talking to me.
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