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View Poll Results: Strain or not?
I have to push like I'm giving birth to a 10 pound food baby. 6 15.79%
I'm a smooth operator. 27 71.05%
Don't worry, it was only GAZ. 5 13.16%
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Old 10-21-2012, 09:52 AM  
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Do you have to push or does it just come out?

When you dump do you have to moan and groan and strain or does it just kind of fall out?

I just sit down and it comes out and I'm done. I experience no discomfort and I have to put out no effort. What about you guys? For you chronic pushers, are you worried that over the long term you'll jack up your bowels?

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Old 10-21-2012, 03:49 PM   #31
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Yeah, not really all that good......Thankfully I'm as regular as the seasons with very little effort. I take the Casshole to the Superbowl at least twice a day
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:11 PM   #32
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:27 PM   #33
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Do you look at your poop before you flush? I do.
Last night I had taco Bell around 7 pm. this morning I took a poop around 9 am. I looked in the toilet as I always do. & wa-da-ya know. Obama is floating around in there. So I flushed.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:29 PM   #34
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Do you look at your poop before you flush? I do.
Last night I had taco Bell around 7 pm. this morning I took a poop around 9 am. I looked in the toilet as I always do. & wa-da-ya know. Obama is floating around in there. So I flushed.
Only when I know its a badass dump.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:37 PM   #35
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Do you look at your poop before you flush? I do.
Last night I had taco Bell around 7 pm. this morning I took a poop around 9 am. I looked in the toilet as I always do. & wa-da-ya know. Obama is floating around in there. So I flushed.
When I do an Obama, my pants fit better
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:37 PM   #36
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:40 PM   #37
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Only when I know its a badass dump.
I hate the sauce-y kind.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:48 PM   #38
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Cassel is the giant constipated turd that the Chiefs fan base has been straining to push out for the last 3 years, but they just can't force him out and it hurts so bad. Pioli is the cause of the constipation. It's time for CHunt to administer a giant enema to flush the Cassel and Pioli away. A steady diet of Geno Smith will get us regular again.
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Old 10-21-2012, 04:50 PM   #39
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:33 PM   #40
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:35 PM   #41
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Old 10-21-2012, 05:36 PM   #42
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