Life nicknames for co-workers? - Page 3

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-09-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

I would think that looking at porn on company computers and getting caught flogging the dolphin would get your employment DELETED.
Posted via Mobile Device

Well, I'm the one that caught him. I was also the only "tech" guy in a relatively small newspaper. We were daily, but the entire editorial staff was 7 people.

I had a lot of hats, but really the only "tech" thing I did was install and maintain the computers and network. I was mainly a reporter/photographer, I just happened to have experience doing tech, so I got recruited. Prior to me, they hired people to come in.

In that type of business settings, there's not exactly any kind of proxy, and no one's really going around looking at what people are doing.

I know of at least one other guy that routinely went in on weekends and used the high speed to download porn to burn onto a CD.

Radar Chief · 04-09-2009, 02:13 PM

Used to be an idiot back in metal shop that was called Damnit Dan.
He was always ****ing something up.

jimhitter · 04-09-2009, 02:17 PM

Back in college we used to give everyone nicknames. The German was Falco. There was a chick w/ big tits we called FTF woman because she would be fun to F+#*.

EyePod · 04-09-2009, 02:31 PM

I call Kanye West a gay fish.

tooge · 04-09-2009, 02:34 PM

most of the gals that work for me have the same nickname. Nogoodbreaktakinsnackeatinbitchincryincattyactinlazyassedsatches. Not to their faces though

**Saulbadguy** · 04-09-2009, 02:37 PM

Coco the Monkey and "T-Bone".

Dallas Chief · 04-09-2009, 02:40 PM

Yes we do! It is a favorite past time around here!

Gopher Boy or GB for short becasue he whistles on his "S's" like Mr. Gopher form Winnie the Pooh
Lurch- The boss' nickname because he is 6'10" and a knuckle dragger
Grimace- as in the purple fat thing from McDonalds- for the egg shaped 40 something male that sits in the corner
F2= Fuzzy Face the girl with sideburns and a stache that she bleaches.
Jimminey Cricket- The small asian dude that chirps on his phone all day long

I told my co-worker that we are going to burn in hell for all of this...

Stewie · 04-09-2009, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dallas Chief

Yes we do! It is a favorite past time around here!

Gopher Boy or GB for short becasue he whistles on his "S's" like Mr. Gopher form Winnie the Pooh
Lurch- The boss' nickname because he is 6'10" and a knuckle dragger
Grimace- as in the purple fat thing from McDonalds- for the egg shaped 40 something male that sits in the corner
F2= Fuzzy Face the girl with sideburns and a stache that she bleaches.
Jimminey Cricket- The small asian dude that chirps on his phone all day long

I told my co-worker that we are going to burn in hell for all of this...

I've always wondered what it was like working at a carnival.

Dallas Chief · 04-09-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stewie

I've always wondered what it was like working at a carnival.

Everyday my friend, everyday...

bobbything · 04-09-2009, 02:41 PM

I have multiple nicknames for the fat, constantly sick, perpetually angry female in our office.

Pork Pie - or simply, The Pie

Captain Ron - because something was wrong with her eye and she had to wear a patch

Das Boot - this meaning is two fold; one, it's German for "boat." She's obese. She's a boat. Two, she had ankle surgery or some shit and wore this medial boot for about 8 weeks.

Organ Failure - because she's always sick.

**Skip Towne** · 04-09-2009, 02:50 PM

Hey DaFace, what do they call the boss at your workplace?

seclark · 04-09-2009, 03:20 PM

puff
little general
the roach
flathead
salt c@ck

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Radar Chief · 04-09-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

puff
little general
the roach
flathead
salt c@ck

sec

Heh, we've got one of these. He's a production manager.

LaChapelle · 04-09-2009, 03:43 PM

The Jerk Store called and they are not pleased.

Red Beans · 04-09-2009, 04:09 PM

My bosses name begins with a "T" so naturally we call him T-bag. We've also got a guy that looks like Monty Burns from the Simpsons who is Mr. Burns or The Weasel. The Weasel is always jumping on this other poor schlubs ass, when this happens they are Ren and Stimpy. There's also a woman with a bald spot we call Bullseye. That's all I've got...

04-09-2009, 02:13 PM	#2
Radar Chief Wearing ballistic dog goggles. Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: In the box. Casino cash: $4871503	Used to be an idiot back in metal shop that was called Damnit Dan. He was always ****ing something up. __________________ Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks. __/\|_/[___] \|/ \\_\| ---OllllO _( ))~-( ))-0--))
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04-09-2009, 02:17 PM	#3
jimhitter Starter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Arlington, TX Casino cash: $10004900	Back in college we used to give everyone nicknames. The German was Falco. There was a chick w/ big tits we called FTF woman because she would be fun to F+#*.
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04-09-2009, 02:31 PM	#4
EyePod Forgetting 2013 season end. Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Around Casino cash: $9995735	I call Kanye West a gay fish. __________________ I did not believe in Mahomes until week 1. I've been woke ever since. I'm on board this freight train.
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04-09-2009, 02:34 PM	#5
tooge MVP Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Liberty, MO Casino cash: $3484112	most of the gals that work for me have the same nickname. Nogoodbreaktakinsnackeatinbitchincryincattyactinlazyassedsatches. Not to their faces though
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04-09-2009, 02:37 PM	#6
Saulbadguy When a nightmare becomes real Join Date: Nov 2003 Casino cash: $2106966	Coco the Monkey and "T-Bone". __________________ http://www.goemaw.com
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04-09-2009, 02:40 PM	#7
Dallas Chief Veteran Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Jupiter, FL. Casino cash: $1625273	Yes we do! It is a favorite past time around here! Gopher Boy or GB for short becasue he whistles on his "S's" like Mr. Gopher form Winnie the Pooh Lurch- The boss' nickname because he is 6'10" and a knuckle dragger Grimace- as in the purple fat thing from McDonalds- for the egg shaped 40 something male that sits in the corner F2= Fuzzy Face the girl with sideburns and a stache that she bleaches. Jimminey Cricket- The small asian dude that chirps on his phone all day long I told my co-worker that we are going to burn in hell for all of this...
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04-09-2009, 02:41 PM	#10
bobbything Distributor of Pain Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $8914900	I have multiple nicknames for the fat, constantly sick, perpetually angry female in our office. Pork Pie - or simply, The Pie Captain Ron - because something was wrong with her eye and she had to wear a patch Das Boot - this meaning is two fold; one, it's German for "boat." She's obese. She's a boat. Two, she had ankle surgery or some shit and wore this medial boot for about 8 weeks. Organ Failure - because she's always sick. __________________ "It is not enough that I succeed; everyone else must fail."
Posts: 3,435

04-09-2009, 02:50 PM	#11
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	Hey DaFace, what do they call the boss at your workplace?
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04-09-2009, 03:20 PM	#12
seclark MVP Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: nemo Casino cash: $1139900	puff little general the roach flathead salt c@ck sec __________________ "Mr. seclark. Wrong for gravy, wrong for jelly, wrong for biscuits." -rj "If every Planeteer who was disliked by another Planeteer stopped being a Planeteer we wouldn't have any Planeteers." -rj
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04-09-2009, 03:43 PM	#14
LaChapelle Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Casino cash: $10004900	The Jerk Store called and they are not pleased.
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04-09-2009, 04:09 PM	#15
Red Beans Not dead yet... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Indian Creek Casino cash: $2979903	My bosses name begins with a "T" so naturally we call him T-bag. We've also got a guy that looks like Monty Burns from the Simpsons who is Mr. Burns or The Weasel. The Weasel is always jumping on this other poor schlubs ass, when this happens they are Ren and Stimpy. There's also a woman with a bald spot we call Bullseye. That's all I've got...
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