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07-13-2009, 10:42 PM | #31 | |
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07-13-2009, 11:14 PM | #32 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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You'll need to take it slow and easy, Mr. pr_capone. You're not used to your super powers yet.
To begin, you should probably try flying. But don't endanger yourself. Just stand on a chair, concentrate on your ballsack, and declare in a firm voice, "Nut Away!" Or try your invisibility power. Take off your clothes, again concentrate on your scrotum, and say, "Nut No See!!" Please report back. FAX |
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07-14-2009, 09:35 AM | #33 |
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Great. And then his nut will rip off and fly away and he'll bleed out.
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07-14-2009, 10:17 AM | #34 |
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07-14-2009, 10:54 AM | #35 |
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Maybe it knows the answer.
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07-14-2009, 09:25 PM | #36 | |
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I got to enjoy the facilities of the Sedgwick County Jail for the past 18 hours thanks to you. Like I told you in the other thread, I had managed to make my pinky toe disappear. I kept at it though most of the night and soon enough I managed to make the rest of me disappear as well. Well... as any good invisible person would do, I shed my clothing and went out for a walk. Turns out that my invisibility powers make me invisible to myself but others can see me just fine. I managed not to make any new "friends" while I was in holding but I can assure you that I will not be making myself invisible again any time in the near future. By the way, I forged your name on the forms they had me fill out to get bail. |
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07-14-2009, 09:42 PM | #37 |
I'm with the banned.
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Check to see if you inadvertently (yeah, right...) got your ball stuck in your bong. That could explain why it has a buzz.
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07-14-2009, 09:44 PM | #38 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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You know ... this really hasn't been my night.
You try and help out a friend with a brand new, cosmic-rayed, super-powered nut and this is the thanks you get. Sometimes it just isn't worth it. FAX |
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07-14-2009, 09:49 PM | #39 | |
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07-14-2009, 10:30 PM | #40 |
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07-14-2009, 10:32 PM | #41 |
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07-14-2009, 10:34 PM | #42 |
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