Hate licking envelopes? Not any more!

[Dartgod]

I present to you....


Bacon flavored envelope adhesive!

Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what.

Really, people? If we can’t overcome this kind of minor technical challenge, it’s only a matter of time until some super-advanced race of aliens with lasers, spaceships and a delicious federal mail system comes down and colonizes the world. And nobody wants that (except for the aliens, of course).

So, after thousands of years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, we’re happy to report that J&D’s Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes™ are here to save the day. No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead.

That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon. Which is what you really wanted in the first place, isn’t it? And it only took us 4,000 years to get there. Eat that, alien invaders.

http://www.jdfoods.net/products/mmmvelopes.php

[Pioli Zombie]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Bad idea. Then you'd have to listen to your wife telling you that you're licking the envelope wrong. "Not so fast! Slow down! Too rough! Oh, forget it, just give it to me and I'll have my girlfriend do it, she knows how!"

Awesome!!!! Haha
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[gblowfish]

Bacon RULES!!!