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08-20-2017, 11:36 AM | #31 |
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08-20-2017, 12:33 PM | #32 |
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What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes and legs? Still no eye deer What do you call virgin deer with no eyes and legs? Still no ****ing eye deer.
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08-20-2017, 01:50 PM | #33 |
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A guy walked into a bar he said ow!
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08-20-2017, 01:56 PM | #34 |
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Your mom is so fat when she goes to the beach she is the only one to get a tan.
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08-20-2017, 02:00 PM | #35 |
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A bear walks into the bar and says, "I'll have a gin and..........tonic."
The bartender says, "Why the long pause." The bear hold up arms and says, "I don't know, I've always had them." |
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08-20-2017, 02:15 PM | #36 |
The pizza king of kansas
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A priest a rabbi and a duck walked into a bar the bartender say what is this some kind of joke?
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08-20-2017, 02:36 PM | #37 |
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Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove
Statistically speaking, people who celebrate their birthday every year live the longest Why did the smartphone need glasses? Because he lost all of his contacts |
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08-21-2017, 01:08 PM | #38 |
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I marked the spot
Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, "Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow." The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat, the same guy asked his friend, "Did you mark that spot?" His friend replied, "Yeah, I put a big 'X' on the bottom of the boat." The first one said, "You stupid fool! What if we don't get that same boat today!?!?"
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08-21-2017, 03:29 PM | #39 |
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what do you call a one legged woman?
eileen what do you call a one legged chinese woman? ireen |
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One of the congregants was a professional painter and had an assistant [general laborer] come help him paint one of the days. They were carrying the air compressor up the steps to spray paint the sanctuary, and the helper was heaving and groaning. They get it to the top of the steps, and the guy looks at the compressor and looks at the painter, looks at the painter, and looks at the compressor. Sweating and shaking his head. Then, . . . this gem. 'Well, no ****ing wonder Bob. . . . you got 150 pounds of AIR in this ****ing thing!!'
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08-21-2017, 09:46 PM | #41 |
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2 birds were sitting on a perch. One turned to the other and said, "Do you smell fish?"
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