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View Poll Results: Who would you choose to screw your sister? | |||
Hootie | 5 | 10.20% | |
Clay | 17 | 34.69% | |
Gaz mustache ride followed by death | 27 | 55.10% | |
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06-15-2013, 09:35 PM | #46 |
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06-15-2013, 09:36 PM | #47 |
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06-15-2013, 09:47 PM | #48 |
Now you've pissed me off!
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A pink sock is a prolapsed rectum. It was also the former name of my fantasy football team.
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06-15-2013, 09:48 PM | #49 |
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06-15-2013, 09:56 PM | #50 |
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Its sooo close, but it'd have to be Wendler and i'll explain... see, Clay grew up as an overweight nerd, but eventually turned into something akin to a man... lost a lot of weight, grew up but a small bit, changed a few aspects of his life for the better etc.
There may yet be something in Clayton, maybe having been the nerdy outsider all of his life taught him some lessons that will eventually come to the fore as he ages... compassion, humility, a growing humbleness and willingness to laugh at himself in certain situations that i've noticed over the years here, maybe just maybe that equips him with a certain humanity thats worthy of ****ing my nonexistent sister, we'll see... Hootie?... ***** please, he'll never change, glib and self and status conscious, capable of wild deceit, his ego knows no bounds and seemingly never will, he's even cockier now than he was six years ago... i'm just not seeing the growth i need to see to be comfortable having him over to the family barbeque, although i often find myself in agreement with his football takes... he just isnt going to be ****ing my sister. |
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06-15-2013, 10:01 PM | #52 |
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If she's into scat, I have the edge.
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06-15-2013, 10:16 PM | #53 |
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I will introduce my 16 year old sister to Clay, I believe he will be a gentlemen and will bear great regard towards her womanhood.
Clay will show his nicety and caring ways, comforting everyone around and will show proper respect for her. In the morning a bed sheet will hang out the window with a spottage of blood on it indicating her virginity has ceased and her lover Clay has won her love if only for that night. (ode to Clay) Love would come find me someday, his name was Clay but never did I know that it would be you who was headed my way you caught me off guard and took me by surprise, you are a CP stallion and you took my personal medallion...... |
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06-15-2013, 10:18 PM | #54 |
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Not if she's fat.
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06-15-2013, 10:21 PM | #57 |
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06-15-2013, 10:25 PM | #59 |
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