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07-07-2010, 02:51 PM | #47 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-07-2010, 02:55 PM | #48 |
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07-07-2010, 03:04 PM | #49 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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I had a drunk chick throw up on me in the middle of my chest once. That was pretty foul....
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07-07-2010, 03:10 PM | #50 |
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07-07-2010, 03:11 PM | #51 |
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Oh my. That is bad. But, did you finish?
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07-07-2010, 03:15 PM | #52 | |
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07-07-2010, 05:43 PM | #53 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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07-07-2010, 05:55 PM | #54 |
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no stinky vagina stories????
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07-07-2010, 06:19 PM | #55 |
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The worst sex ? Doesn't really matter. The worst sex I ever had was wonderful.
It's all good, just somes better than others.
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07-07-2010, 10:00 PM | #56 |
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A gal flew to Houston to meet me once. I knew her from a tech conference and remembered her to be moderately attractive... She arrived and I picked her up at the airport. Wasn't attracted to her in the slightest. I mean, she wasn't repulsive or anything. But I know that she flew a long way so I took care of business after some liquid encouragement.
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07-07-2010, 10:03 PM | #57 |
I'll be back.
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I'm always mystified by people who say drinking makes it easier for them to have sex with ugly people. Alcohol would make arousal around an ugly person nigh impossible for me.
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07-07-2010, 10:08 PM | #58 |
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Did you hear about the worst sex I ever had? It was awesome.
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07-07-2010, 10:14 PM | #59 |
Garlic make my feet stank!
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I swear this was a friend, we were down in Mexico and he hooked up with a local girl*ahem 20 dollars*, he took her into this bathroom and bent her over the sink and when he came back out he was all smiling and stuff and the rest of us just looked in horror at him. His white shirt had a nice brown shit streak on the front of it.
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07-07-2010, 10:19 PM | #60 | |
**** the Raiders
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