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Old 05-26-2008, 08:54 PM  
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so how do you guys feel about punching females?

In the face I mean...

I have never, and would never punch a woman unless it was a matter of life and death.

Reason I ask is because last night some crazy bitch at the bar I am a bouncer at threw a beer in my face, and stabbed me in the neck with her keys multiple times. I think any normal person would've beat the shit out of that bitch.

I had ahold of one of her arms, and one of her boyfriends arms and he was trying to swing at me from behind her. So not only could I not punch her because she appeared to be female(even though she probably did have testicles), I couldn't hit him either because I didn't want to accidentally hit her. Then they pressed charges against ME because her boyfriends arm is bruised from where I grabbed ahold of him. I am pressing charges as well, and I feel that I'll definetely be vindicated as our bar has cameras, but ****, what a bad night.

I am so furious right now, and am just worried that these people will be able to get away with this if for some reason there is a problem with the tapes. If it was just a dude it would've been no problem I could've stomped him out easily, but that's always an extreme last resort, I hate fighting and do not claim to be a tough guy(got that out of my system earlier in life). I'd rather be the nice guy, but I am too proud to let that shit slide. I want these people to pay.

Any legal advice would be much appreciated.

What would it take for you to punch a broad?
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:30 PM   #46
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If she's convicted of attempted murder I wonder if you could just get her to **** you to drop the charges.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:31 PM   #47
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That's not good. You need some strangers on your side. People who weren't the drunk's friends and aren't regulars or coworkers.
Well shit I mean there were like 80 people there that saw it, shouldn't the police have asked any of them what happened? I've never had to go around gathering witnesses for anything before.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:31 PM   #48
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It must be my incredible upper-body strength. Most things tend to break easily under my assault. I walked into a door today and took it right off the hinge.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:32 PM   #49
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:32 PM   #50
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You have a right to self defense, and the law doesn't distinguish between a man and a woman.

My opinion on the matter is that if a woman tries to fight you like a man, she should be dealt with like a man. Far too many girls feel they can get in a guy's face and push him around because of this unspoken rule that you don't hit women. The first time some guy cracks em' upside the head, that shit will stop.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:33 PM   #51
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WHAM!

I bet female bones break real easily.
Women make more efficient assassins.

Make sure you don't pick on one of those.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:34 PM   #52
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If she's convicted of attempted murder I wonder if you could just get her to **** you to drop the charges.
I'm not that hard up man. she was not even remotely attractive, she looked strung out. I like fit and healthy women.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:35 PM   #53
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I think a good and greedy lawyer could push this too attempted murder since she was stabbing at your neck and throat.


Just sayin.........
Private attorneys don't get to decie what criminal charges are filed. And prosecutors don't get paid by the level of felony they charge.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:35 PM   #54
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:35 PM   #55
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I'm not that hard up man. she was not even remotely attractive, she looked strung out. I like fit and healthy women.
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Old 05-26-2008, 09:36 PM   #56
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Well shit I mean there were like 80 people there that saw it, shouldn't the police have asked any of them what happened? I've never had to go around gathering witnesses for anything before.
Those are exactly the people you need. People that have no connection to you or them, thus no reason to lie about it.

They are probably friends of a friend of a friend. Ask the other bouncers to help you figure out who was there that fits that bill maybe, or seeif you can identify them the next club night or friday.
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I'm not that hard up man. she was not even remotely attractive, she looked strung out. I like fit and healthy women.
Sounds like meth to me.
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Dang, Mr. CHENZ A!. My advice to you is to find a new job. No amount of money is worth that kind of abuse and mental anguish.

The problem is that, even if a woman stabs you with keys, a judge will probably have your tail for hitting a woman. It's just the way it is.

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Old 05-26-2008, 09:42 PM   #59
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Sounds like meth to me.
bitch looked like fiona apple, and the dude had a pony tail.
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Those are some brutal key wounds. As banyon stated you need to get some unbiased statements from witnesses. Hopefully the video system filmed something positive for your side as well. What bar do you bounce at?
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