Life nicknames for co-workers? - Page 4

MOhillbilly · 04-09-2009, 11:30 AM

i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. Sharon peters cause her name was sharon and she was skanky. Theres a woman in the office that has really dried out frizzy blond/grey hair, call her scarecrow cause that mop makes me think of ' how bout alittle fire scarecrow' from wizard of oz.

so lets hear em.

Delano · 04-09-2009, 04:39 PM

I call a guy in my department Frodo because he looks exactly like Elijah Wood in LotR.

There was a kid that helped us out last summer who was 16 and trying to grow a mustache. We called him the Mexi-stache and sometimes velcro.

**KcMizzou** · 04-09-2009, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Red Beans

The Weasel is always jumping on this other poor schlubs ass, when this happens they are Ren and Stimpy.

That's awesome.

**Bugeater** · 04-09-2009, 04:52 PM

I call them all worthless idiots, since I always outperform them and end up having to carry their weight. I prefer to work alone.

Mama Hip Rockets · 04-09-2009, 04:56 PM

i want to call everyone toats mcgoats.

"Bob" Dobbs · 04-09-2009, 04:59 PM

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Originally Posted by thurman merman

i want to call everyone toats mcgoats.

Does everyone's name in your world rhyme?

Mama Hip Rockets · 04-09-2009, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan

Does everyone's name in your world rhyme?

good question.

unfortunately the answer is no.

damaticous · 04-09-2009, 05:13 PM

One time a co-worker called another newbie co-worker a "Stupid Idiot". This caught on as we started called him Stu.... as in Stu Pidiot. We even said the name really slow to him and he never caught on as to what it meant. lol

One called "Whistle Nuts". he's an idiot and it just stuck.

My nickname in HS was "Hotson".

KChiefs1 · 04-09-2009, 05:55 PM

There's a guy named Allen we all call Dumbass.

Pioli Zombie · 04-09-2009, 05:58 PM

We had a new girl she walked by what a perfect body I was like WHOOOAAAA. Then I saw her face I was like. Oooooooooh

She was Butterface.
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Radar Chief · 04-09-2009, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by seclark

puff
little general
the roach
flathead
salt c@ck

sec

Heh, we've got one of these. He's a production manager.

Simply Red · 04-09-2009, 06:01 PM

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i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. /mohillbilly ? <- standing alone, that is ****ing epic.

Simply Red · 04-09-2009, 06:02 PM

no but seriously, I generally just call everyone 'tits.'

**Mr. Flopnuts** · 04-09-2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red

no but seriously, I generally just call everyone 'tits.'

That's what I call Phil Mickelson. Seattle sports radio guy started it as far as I know.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 04-09-2009, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445

I would think that looking at porn on company computers and getting caught flogging the dolphin would get your employment DELETED.
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Well, I'm the one that caught him. I was also the only "tech" guy in a relatively small newspaper. We were daily, but the entire editorial staff was 7 people.

I had a lot of hats, but really the only "tech" thing I did was install and maintain the computers and network. I was mainly a reporter/photographer, I just happened to have experience doing tech, so I got recruited. Prior to me, they hired people to come in.

In that type of business settings, there's not exactly any kind of proxy, and no one's really going around looking at what people are doing.

I know of at least one other guy that routinely went in on weekends and used the high speed to download porn to burn onto a CD.

BWillie · 04-09-2009, 06:53 PM

I wish I had time to talk at work

04-09-2009, 11:30 AM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	nicknames for co-workers? i give nicknames to people i either really like or dislike. Sharon peters cause her name was sharon and she was skanky. Theres a woman in the office that has really dried out frizzy blond/grey hair, call her scarecrow cause that mop makes me think of ' how bout alittle fire scarecrow' from wizard of oz. so lets hear em.
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04-09-2009, 04:39 PM	#46
Delano [b]Supporter[/b] Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A Hypnagogic Landscape Casino cash: $8935015	I call a guy in my department Frodo because he looks exactly like Elijah Wood in LotR. There was a kid that helped us out last summer who was 16 and trying to grow a mustache. We called him the Mexi-stache and sometimes velcro.
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