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Am I the only one who finds this particular post, hilarious?
Take'r on a magic moustache ride and see if that changes her mind. Facial hair hasn't caught on at my house and ever attempt has been shot down like a 1 engine bomber flying low over 1944 germany. I told brideowanian more than once that I'm married now, I don't have to be cool or buff anymore. |
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#47 |
A Great Pick
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hippie.
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#48 |
Not dead yet...
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Soaking your beard in gasoline helps and it also prevents the swine flu...
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Forgetting 2013 season end.
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Please the woman, or you'll be getting less. Shave the beard and anything else she wants too. I'd rather no hair and great sex than complaints of prickliness and spit in your dinner.
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#50 |
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Tell her the beard is like a hunger strike until she shaves her legs.
Its stuff like that that keeps my house lively....or gets me extra time to fish and hunt. |
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Quote:
http://www.pertplus.com/ |
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#52 |
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Having never met Aces' chin in the 5 1/2 years we've been together, I am somewhat envious of Mrs. FAX. At least she knows what lies beneath the facial hair.
When my parents were still together they had a compromise. Dad would wear the beard for winter, and shave for summer. That way they both got what they wanted. There again though, Mom knew what was under the beard. JOIE....A LITTLE AFRAID OF WHAT HER HUSBAND MAY BE HIDING UNDER THE GOATEE |
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#53 |
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I've never loved a man without facial fuzz.
That's pretty ****ing scary. I like when the baby face makes an appearance, but at the end of the day, I like scruffy.
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#54 |
In Search of a Life
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I've never had a beard, and you don't seem to be interested in previous experience with Mrs. FAX. I got nuthin'!
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#55 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Okay, I've stocked up on Pert. I bought tons of that stuff. My plan is to submerge my head in Pert for as long as I can hold my breath and repeat until dizzy. Don't worry, I googled up some stuff, then I did an internet search and have found no instance of a man drowning in Pert.
I'll keep you posted. FAX THE SOON TO BE SOFT AND FUZZY LIKE A BUNNY |
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#56 |
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Mr. Fax, sir,
As many have already alluded to, the essence of being a man is to pursue a woman. One need only look around himself and observe what nature demands of the male of each and every species to know what you must do to be manly. Why does the woolly mountain ram beat his skull against another? To impress the ewe. Why does the prairie chicken dance and strut? To win the interest of the female. Why does the peacock display his glorious plumage for the peacu....err...peahen? To try to get a little action. Now ask yourself, "Are my hair growing actions getting me more or less female attention?" Now act accordingly.
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#57 |
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Tell her to get back in the kitchen.
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Since I've regrown mine, I use these "Beardsley" products:
http://www.beardcareproducts.com/ Try the Beard Wash and Beard Saver two pack at the bottom of the link page.
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Maybe her hairs are prickly too.
I know it takes a glass of water to get one to wash down. My wife likes the 'stache & butt scrubber. Then again I have a big ass mole under my nose so I haven't shaved the 'stache since the peach fuzz days of the early 80's. |
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