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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 07-22-2014, 08:16 AM   #601
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Those are all old, but the only ones I can remember. Me and a buddy of mine (black dude) used to go back and forth with racist jokes all the time.
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:20 AM   #602
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I think I was a little delirious last night/this morning.
Although, there is one I won't repeat, the others don't seem that bad to me now:


One day two young black kids ventured into an area of town that they were unfamiliar with when they happened on a young white kid, around their age, standing in front of a booth, collecting money for entry into a strange machine, holding a sign that read "Turn White!! Only .99!!"
They had heard their mothers talk of such things as "white privilege" and rant about how life was going to be so much harder for them as young black men in this country. So, they thought that this might be an opportunity that they did not want to pass up.
Black kid 1 was set, because he had the $1bill his mother had given him, but BK2 was fretting because he only had $0.87
So he scavenged, begged and borrowed his way to $0.98.

BK2: "OK, now all we have to do is get you through, and then with your $.01 in change, we will both be able to save ourselves a lifetime of hardship"

BK2: "Let's do it"

(BK1 enters the machine and comes out the other side wearing an Abercrombie shirt and a name tag that says "Brent"

BK2: "Oh My God. IT WORKED!!"

BK1: "I have to go home, right away. I think my Dad is there."

BK2: "Wait!" Before you go give me the penny!!"

BK1: "Get a job you ****ing n*****"
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:43 AM   #603
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:52 AM   #604
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This might be the most offensive joke in the entire thread. Don't complain:




Q: Why were the Sandy Hook children crying?

A: Because instead of books, all they got were magazines
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Old 07-22-2014, 08:57 AM   #605
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Q: What's 9 inches long, purple, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat?





A: Her miscarriage
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Old 07-22-2014, 11:55 AM   #606
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Nope. This one is the most disgusting ever.....


Christa McAuliffe (Space Shuttle Challenger) was killed in 1986 when the Space Shuttle blew up shortly after takeoff. What color were her eyes?



Blue




One blew this way - and one blew that way........





Space Shuttle Challenger Pilot:






What does THIS button do?
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:26 PM   #607
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Nope. This one is the most disgusting ever.....


Christa McAuliffe (Space Shuttle Challenger) was killed in 1986 when the Space Shuttle blew up shortly after takeoff. What color were her eyes?



Blue




One blew this way - and one blew that way........





Space Shuttle Challenger Pilot:






What does THIS button do?
LOL 1988 called and wants their jokes back
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:28 PM   #608
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Q: What's 9 inches long, purple, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat?





A: Her miscarriage
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:52 PM   #609
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You have 2 pillowbiters and 2 lesbians heading to the airport for a trip, who gets there first?






The lesbians cause the pillowbiters are still at home packing their shit.
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the lesbians because they get there lickety split.
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Old 07-22-2014, 12:53 PM   #610
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Q: What's 9 inches long, purple, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat?





A: Her miscarriage
Holy ****ing shit.
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:06 PM   #611
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why do black people call white people honkeys?

because it's the last thing they hear before whitey runs them over.
honk honk......bam.
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:09 PM   #612
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a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
the bartender says "wow that's pretty cool! where'd you get him?"
parrot says "Africa.....there's millions of 'em!"
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:13 PM   #613
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Q: Why were the Sandy Hook children crying?

A: Because instead of books, all they got were magazines
Somebody close this thread right now, because nobody is touching this one. Holy ****.
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:14 PM   #614
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