Masturbating with Margarine - Page 5

begbie · 03-29-2005, 07:57 AM

What a twat! Dude gets caught wanking in store with butter

Teen charged for masturbating with a tub of margarine in grocery store

on a serious note, has anyone ever pulled with butter/margarine?

Mecca · 07-21-2005, 08:38 AM

I use to work in a grocery store so I've seen and or heard about some really messed up shit going on like this.

Such as the time an employee of said store, went in the milk cooler and proceded to take the top off a milk jug beat off into and put it back and on the rack. Yes someone bought it........

I have some more really screwed up grocery store stories if anyone cares to hear them...

Kerberos · 07-21-2005, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Kings

This thread is worthless without.... nevermind.

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Originally Posted by bringbackmarty

sticks... sticks of butter.

The only thing butter is good for is using with Duct Tape when you get a woman with EXTREMELY large breasts to come home with you.

Get her undressed, then pull out the Land'O'Lakes and the Duct Tape!

Then use those monsters to

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**Baby Lee** · 07-21-2005, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

The only thing butter is good for is using with Duct Tape when you get a woman with EXTREMELY large breasts to come home with you.

Get her undressed, then pull out the Land'O'Lakes and the Duct Tape!

Then use those monsters to

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Swinging the bat for the upper decks.

Kerberos · 07-21-2005, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mecca

I use to work in a grocery store so I've seen and or heard about some really messed up shit going on like this.

Such as the time an employee of said store, went in the milk cooler and proceded to take the top off a milk jug beat off into and put it back and on the rack. Yes someone bought it........

I have some more really screwed up grocery store stories if anyone cares to hear them...

Girl I went to High School with would tell us in class about some of the ****ed up shit her boyfriend did at work.

They both worked at the local Sonic and she would tell us stories about him

on peoples hamburgers and mix it in whit the mayo.

Pick up a burger patty off the floor rub it on his schlonger and put it back on the bun and serve it.

I can't remember them all but I remember those two pretty well.

I have NOT eaten at the Sonic since then........EVER!

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Kerberos · 07-21-2005, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Baby Lee

Swinging the bat for the upper decks.

And ALWAYS looking for the SCORE daddy'O !

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Mecca · 07-21-2005, 09:04 AM

Yea my tip is if your buying anything at the grocery store always look at the seals and make sure they aren't broken. Especially on things that are the color of any bodily fluid.

teedubya · 07-21-2005, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bunnytrdr

Uhm, look at his avatar, dude spanking and it reads, "Taking care of biness."

ROFL!!!1

that owns.

Archie F. Swin · 07-21-2005, 09:15 AM

"hey look, country cock"

Loki · 07-21-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PennyWise

Before blowing a nut he should have screamed 'I CAN'T BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER!!'

lol

Loki · 07-21-2005, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiTown

Nah, actually it was worse than that.

I saw the dude's pepe when I was waiting to take a turn on Mark M's mom.............

dang.

lol...

bkkcoh · 07-21-2005, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Hey man pussy is pussy.

But that doesn't taste like chicken......

skky man · 07-21-2005, 09:41 AM

Well the whole butter thing is funny cuz me and the guys at work were talking about a female co-worker who and an ass that would make you cry and she was wild and crazy! She like for the guy to get cold butter out of the fridge and rub her rump with it and take care of business.

Mecca · 07-21-2005, 09:58 AM

A guy I know once told us and I quote "Having sex with my wife is like screwing a jar of mayonaise". That analogy in many way's confuses me...... but it relates to the food topic.

Kerberos · 07-21-2005, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by gochiefs

Hey man pussy is pussy.

And this quote is coming from a guy with a tremendous amount of experience.

Of course using your dog isn't the same, so saying Pussy is Pussy is in your mind, is ANYTHING the will actually let you in.

For the rest of us that term is kinda gross while we try and erase images of GoatCheese using Country Crock with his Cocker ..........................................................................Spaniel.

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Mecca · 07-21-2005, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by rxrider

And this quote is coming from a guy with a tremendous amount of experience.

Of course using your dog isn't the same so saying Pussy is Pussy is in your mind something the will actually let you in.

For the rest of us that term is kinda gross while we try and erasen images of GoatCheese and using Country Crock with his Cocker ..........................................................................Spaniel.

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Thanks man guess I'll be skipping lunch today.....

03-29-2005, 07:57 AM
begbie Rookie Join Date: Jan 2005 Casino cash: $10004900	Masturbating with Margarine What a twat! Dude gets caught wanking in store with butter Teen charged for masturbating with a tub of margarine in grocery store on a serious note, has anyone ever pulled with butter/margarine?
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07-21-2005, 08:38 AM	#61
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $1227050	I use to work in a grocery store so I've seen and or heard about some really messed up shit going on like this. Such as the time an employee of said store, went in the milk cooler and proceded to take the top off a milk jug beat off into and put it back and on the rack. Yes someone bought it........ I have some more really screwed up grocery store stories if anyone cares to hear them...
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07-21-2005, 09:04 AM	#66
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $1227050	Yea my tip is if your buying anything at the grocery store always look at the seals and make sure they aren't broken. Especially on things that are the color of any bodily fluid.
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07-21-2005, 09:15 AM	#68
Archie F. Swin This is the way Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Wichita Falls, Texas Casino cash: $9975673	"hey look, country cock" __________________ "No Two People Will Do It The Same, You got It Down...When You Appear to Be In Pain!"
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07-21-2005, 09:41 AM	#72
skky man Starter Join Date: Sep 2003 Casino cash: $10004900	Well the whole butter thing is funny cuz me and the guys at work were talking about a female co-worker who and an ass that would make you cry and she was wild and crazy! She like for the guy to get cold butter out of the fridge and rub her rump with it and take care of business.
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07-21-2005, 09:58 AM	#73
Mecca Hockey Town Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Kansas City, Missouri Casino cash: $1227050	A guy I know once told us and I quote "Having sex with my wife is like screwing a jar of mayonaise". That analogy in many way's confuses me...... but it relates to the food topic.
Posts: 112,451